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Regretsyed

A poorly made or disgusting work of art or crafts posted (usually for an exorbitant price) on Etsy and featured on Regretsy.
The womyn's vulva earrings were regretsyed almost as soon as they were posted on Etsy.
by Dynomoose December 19, 2009
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regrets only

Respond only if you are unable to attend the event
Regrets only to Suzy Q. 619-619-6199
by CassCool March 11, 2009
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regretsysex

We got drunk and had regretsysex.
by Marcoda April 14, 2011
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regrets

1) The things you have done in the past that you wish you had done differently.
2) The chances you wish you had taken.
3) The things you have done in the past that you wish you hadn't done.

Something to consider when in a situation you think you might regret in the future:
If you do it you’ll regret it,
If you don’t do it you’ll regret it, Either way your going to regret it,
So you might as well just do it
1) Why did i have to get THAT drunk??
2) I should have said yes when he asked me back to his room.
3) Why did i get involved with him?!

I've used examples which relate to my life and which i've had regrets about. Regrets aren't always about relationships though.
by Starz-In-Her-Eyez October 19, 2007
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Food regrets

When you have second thoughts or, regrets, about food you decide to have or order.
Person a: I'll have a Cesar salad
Person b: I'll have a double bacon cheese burger with fries and a milkshake.
Person a: that sounds great dude
Person b: yeah. Your about to have major food regrets.
by It's Phil April 22, 2017
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Regretsgiving

The time immediately following Thanksgiving during which a debilitating sense of regret overwhelms a person, either due to eating too much food or, the more common problem of not eating all of the food that a person had hoped to eat.
"I know Regretsgiving has started when I realize that there is no more pumpkin pie and I never had a chance to devour a piece."
by Emmahasregrets November 30, 2009
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anal regrets

when you hold in a fart for an extended period of time until it can be held in no more and when you finally let it go you gag at the stench.
wilfred: i just had a 4 hour meal with my girlfriend and her parents, major anal regrets when i got in my car
by flangeface March 27, 2011
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