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by Forza Juve October 2, 2019
Get the Reetaban mug.noun: Distinct from retard. "Retards" are born in an involuntarily, and have no control over their development. "Reetards" on the other hand are in a voluntary state caused by being too lazy to think and having a delusional belief in one's own cleverness. A "reetard" is usually found flooding discussion forums and message boards with numerous inanities, and where permissable, accompanied by gargantu-.sigs (often with huge, flashing animated gifs). This "reetard" phenomenon of obsessively wanting to see one's own name or nick on screen wherever and whenever possible can be likened to a similar fascination that captive baboons have with seeing their reflections in mirrors - much to the amusement of the zoo going public. Unfortunately, "reetards" are rarely as amusing, except for brief flurries when they are used for sport before the communities they infest ultimately tire and give up.
"Bobby is such a reetard - I swear if he ever says anything vaguely interesting, the world's gonna end"
by felch August 21, 2007
Get the reetard mug.The meaning of a beautiful girl, who sees her self as very ugly. Most of the time she's rude because she's scared of being herself, Because people have told her that her personality is trash. She is so attractive but just doesn't see it. Reetal in the Islam means Quran reader. Because they can pronounce the Quran so verbally and calmly.
Samantha: Wow she's a Reetal.
Taylor: Reetal is also a name.
Reetal:....I wish I wasnt such a Reetal.
Taylor: Reetal is also a name.
Reetal:....I wish I wasnt such a Reetal.
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dude u dont need to sound smart just say "GO GET ME SOME DAMN COLD MEDS SO I CAN SLEEP THIS OFF"
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Get the Reeiam mug.Dude, you are soo *VVVVVVVVVVVTTTTTTT* (trying to imitate a vacuum cleaner) <---this dude obviously can't dis. he was trying to say someone is gay, but ended up looking gay. So he practices reetomism
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