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refund

"Phil refunded his entire lunch in his lap"
by Lafferty Daniel January 4, 2008
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sticky refund

ejaculating into a woman's hand so she can save your load for later.
"I didn't know where to bust so I gave her the old Sticky Refund. Told her not to let it spoil her dinner."
by nacko420 May 22, 2010
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Time Refund

A fictional request that allows one to time travel into the past so they can redo an action they might regret or relive a specific time frame in which previously occurred.
Example 1: "Ergh... I so regret falling asleep during the middle of the conference meeting on Monday... Oh well, no worries I will ask for a time refund, yay!"

Example 2: Typical phone woman robot sounding voice, "Thank you for calling customer support! Unfortunately, all of our agents are currently experiencing a high volume of traffic at the moment please stay on the line and the next available agent will get back to you within the next decade!" Dialer sighs, "I've been put on hold for 45 minutes already and I'm really sick of this waiting on hold shit! That's it! I am going to ask for a time refund!"

Example 3: "Thank you for calling Kronos Time Systems Inc, once we receive your request our team will fully inspect and review it. If your request is approved, we will immediately notify you that we will initiate a time refund. You will receive the refund within a certain amount of days, depending on the length, complexity; the severity of the time frame on the space-time continuum."
by IcemanJack August 28, 2018
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The Refund

This is a multi-step act in which you take a dump (said turd must be firm) and insert the turd into your lover's ass. Lover will then shit out the turd, which you then stick in his/her mouth, causing the subject to vomit the turd amongst other fluids.
After eating a hearty meal of cornbread and steak, Don gave Tim The REFUND, resulting in a severe staph infection for his son Tim. He's such a slut.
by Pablo Honey October 13, 2006
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iowa refund

Iowa Refund - when someone has a very corny bowel movement on their partner(s)
I got so wasted last night I think I did an Iowa Refund
by civeroy August 8, 2018
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tijuana refund

When you hire a prostitute, then kill her and get your money back.
I had to wait to meet Gay Tony to pay him the money I owed him, so I picked up a hooker and pulled a Tijuana refund.
by Thewanderer December 7, 2014
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ReFUNdancy

Dont worry about the reFUNdancy Kates it will work out ace!
by Xbite March 3, 2010
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