rucktard

someone who displays all possible signs of being upgraded to a "fucktard" at any given moment.

"Check out this rucktard. He keeps trying to use his credit card at the Redbox eventhough it's been declined FOUR times."

by Liquidmidget10 October 20, 2010

Reedtard

a Reed College student or graduate with a high IQ, but sub-par sociability. Evidence of severe Reedtardation may include (a) the inability to stop talking about one's thesis, even during sex; (b) a dearth of non-Reed-affiliated friends; and (c) the bodily funk that develops after a week barricaded in the Student Union, Romer Lounge or Houser FunDome.

"What's the deal with that old bearded guy asleep in the bong loft?"

"That's (name redacted), class of 1994. They say he hasn't left campus since submitting a thesis about step-function discontinuity as it relates to Ovid's Metamorphoses. He's a total Reedtard."

by ReedieBop December 3, 2011

Rocktard

The fourth child of Shay and Katilette Carl

Rocktard rocks!

by micksss June 14, 2010

Rektard

A conjunction of Retard & Rekt placed into one word. This word can be used towards a player who reckons he's got really good skills or reckons he's the best player there in a game but really doesn't and ends up being defeated, humiliated instead or just lack skill Can also be used in person too to people who think they rekt you but somehow didn't recently, in the long run or, again, just lack skill.

Player 1: Stoner Boogaloo "Bring it on"
Player 2: Jerkin' Weezy "Okay"
Player 2 Jerkin' Weezy "Oooooh get rekt"
<Stoner Boogaloo Shot Jerkin' Weezy From Behind>
Player 1: Stoner Boogaloo "I was nowhere infront of you, you Rektard"

by Bloodfangz December 6, 2015

Reecetard

A name to call someone named Reece instead of Retard

Tyler: "Reece, where is my beer?"
Reece: "I drank it"
Tyler: "Oh Reece you Reecetard

by dude12345678123456 July 18, 2011

rejectard

An ugly guy who has failed internet relationship after failed internet relationship. Keeps making plans to meet up with women on the net and keeps getting rejected. Is used a lot and can't sustain a real relationship due to stalkerlike tendencies and mental illness.

Vitale is such a rejectard, why does he even try?

by nidee March 27, 2008

Reecetardation

3 Levels of being a Reecetard
Tier 1 - Stupid, Snarky, Snide and/or useless comments or statement.
Tier 2 - Random sentence which contains incorrect information and/or a rhetorical question/statement which they expect an answer

Tier 3 Full Retard

Example of Tier 2 Reecetardation
Person 1 - "im soooo hungry, i really want to order a pizza, i want a pizza"
Person 2 - *inhead* (just order one then)

by Donofthesimps May 16, 2020