by slappyMcLoven September 27, 2013
Get the rectitus mug.As reported by comedian Dave Barry, a businessman by the name of Jim Munn was planning to implement an idea allegedly relayed to him by a federal health inspector: gluing the rectums of Thanksgiving turkeys shut in order to decrease the risk of salmonella poisoning.
The proposed name for this product/service was 'Rectite.'
It is unclear if the product made it out of the development stage. This may be an urban legend, although Snopes.com has no entry for it as of 2-June-05.
The proposed name for this product/service was 'Rectite.'
It is unclear if the product made it out of the development stage. This may be an urban legend, although Snopes.com has no entry for it as of 2-June-05.
Wow, did you hear what happened to the Joneses? They got salmonella from their Thanksgiving Turkey! I sure am glad you got a Turkey with Rectite, honey- salmonella is no fun.
by rosignol June 8, 2005
Get the rectite mug.1) When lifting weight, the act of adding on more weight and doing more reps than you thought you could do with the original amount of weight; maximum exertion.
2) An overall way of life which one goes above and beyond personal expectations.
*This word was created when Mike 'More Bi's' Miraglia challenged Chris 'One More Rep' Lynch that he couldn't do more weight on the triceps machine. He did, and did more reps than he initially planned to - reptitude was born. It has since become a way of life built on going above and beyond personal expectations in every facet of life - but specifically focused on those associated with the gym and/or lifting weights.
Other forms: Reptitudical (Verb); Reptituded (Past tense)
Synonyms: None Exist
Antonyms: Steve Serrano
2) An overall way of life which one goes above and beyond personal expectations.
*This word was created when Mike 'More Bi's' Miraglia challenged Chris 'One More Rep' Lynch that he couldn't do more weight on the triceps machine. He did, and did more reps than he initially planned to - reptitude was born. It has since become a way of life built on going above and beyond personal expectations in every facet of life - but specifically focused on those associated with the gym and/or lifting weights.
Other forms: Reptitudical (Verb); Reptituded (Past tense)
Synonyms: None Exist
Antonyms: Steve Serrano
1) He called me out on the triceps machine so I put on more weight and did more reps than I ever thought I could - REPTITUDE!!!
2) Everyone told him he'd never be able to do it, and he did, twice as fast as he ever though he'd be able to - REPTITUDE!!!
3) That dude was getting REPTITUDICAL in the gym today - REPTITUDICAL!!!
2) Everyone told him he'd never be able to do it, and he did, twice as fast as he ever though he'd be able to - REPTITUDE!!!
3) That dude was getting REPTITUDICAL in the gym today - REPTITUDICAL!!!
by President - W. Outdoors Club March 8, 2011
Get the Reptitude mug.The greatest album ever created by man. Featuring kinky songs like "I'm Your Daddy," the beautiful duet "If you're Wondering if I want you to," and the greatest song known to man: "Can't Stop Partying." The album was created by the band Weezer.
Anti-Weezer man: Weezer sucks!
Weezer fan: What about Ratitude?
Anti-Weezer man: Nevermind, Weezer rocks! I can't stop partying!
Weezer fan: What about Ratitude?
Anti-Weezer man: Nevermind, Weezer rocks! I can't stop partying!
by funnybird5 August 6, 2020
Get the Ratitude mug.a condition when your optic nerve gets wrapped around your asshole, giving you a shitty outlook on life
My boss yelled at several people for no reason this week, just because he's fighting with his ol' lady. It seems like he's developed a case of ocular rectitus
by bilijohn April 21, 2018
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Recktitude is when a PvP match starts and the first thing out of your mouth, "We are going to get rekt."
by Heidelbezee April 19, 2017
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