Rally Fries

French fries given to a deserving fan who grabs the attention of Seattle Mariner broadcaster Mike Blowers. The idea was started after fan spilled his fries while going after a foul ball and Blowers, after criticizing his unnecessary effort, sent the fan some free fries. In the ensuing games, fans began trying to entice Blowers to give them the daily fries, and each time he did, it seemed to spark a rally. The sensation has rapidly spread throughout Seattle and the Mariner fan base.

The group of fans all held up a big sign asking for Rally Fries.

by D Zizzle January 2, 2009

rally driver

Badass motherfuckers who navigate extremely technical road courses at buttthole-puckering speeds. Often the driver is battling inclement weather and/or dangerous road surfaces such as dirt, gravel, mud, ice, and snow.

The rally driver's car roared around a 90 degree corner sideways kicking up dirt into a 20 foot cloud.

by Wrxshun May 2, 2014

Scranton rally cap

Getting head, blowing load across her forehead, then giving her a reverse Roman soldier and ass hat; while both chanting exuberantly, "Rally! Rally!"

My team was losing in the bottom of the 8th, so I took my girlfriend in the back room and gave her a Scranton rally cap.

by poonmoney April 11, 2009

Lit rally

A misspelling of the word ‘literally’.

Your lit rally shaped like a cow. PERIODT.

by Peri0dt February 3, 2020

Slut Rally

The assembling of as many sluts as possible to attempt to take advantage of the attributes attributed to sluts.

Lets get a slut rally going so we can all get laid!

by Da Base July 7, 2011

Santorum Rally

1. A shocking sex act involving santorum, usually one that lasts a long time or has multiple components.

2. Specific sex acts meeting these conditions are sometimes referred to as a santorum rally.

3. To santorumize, esp. for an extended period of time.

"I went all the way with him," he said. I shuddered and looked down; I couldn't believe my ears. "I mean, when I say 'all the way,' I mean all-- the-- way," he continued, being sure to carefully annunciate each word, as though I wouldn't know what he was talking about if I missed the "the". I just couldn't bear the thought of the two of them together. Paul, my Paul. It just wasn't right. "Yeah, it was a real santorum rally last night."

"I GET IT!" I snapped, and even Simon seemed surprised at my reaction.

by rodisgod September 2, 2012

pep rally

WHAT: A pointless event characterized by loud, slutty cheerleaders yelling at you to support your school's team, General insanity, a bunch of jocks acting like assholes yelling to you about how they'll kick the other team's ass when in the end they get their asses handed to them on a silver plate, loud and eardrum-rupturing techno/motivational music

WHEN: Scheduled by the principal or whenever your team has a game

WHY: Motivation(?), To be a complete waste of time

What to do in this situation: Skip/ditch the pep rally entirely, attend and fall asleep, ask to use the facilities and don't return, visit the Christian cult at the back of your school (yes, there's a Christian cult at the back of your school)

Joe: Well fuck me with a yard stick! There's a goddamned pep rally today!!

Chris: WTF?! dude that sucks mega balls!

Joe: Wanna ditch and play Halo?

Chris: Is there a reason I would remain at this gay pep rally?

Joe: Good point :|

by MegadethFan345 December 14, 2010