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ratchitis

the most severe, crucial and fatal stage of being in a ratchet as da f!#k situation or surroundings..So ratchet and so so whack as all get out that basic human function and reaction time is dwindled down to mere scraps... this level of ratchet is rarely ever recovered from, fatal in most cases....
My mum has been exposed to such an extreme dose of ratchitis that basically she quit wanting to try.. Ratchitis took my friends mum in 1998. Now she just needs to sign the death certificate.
by Cap'n LeRoy Strongbone August 15, 2017
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Ratchism

- Ratchism is a disease. You have ratchism if you: a hoe , nasty, too loud for nothing, ghetto to the extreme, unflattering , call yourself "twerk queen".
Shakwanna: Devun! Did you see what Lakisha was wearing at the club, I mean does she shop at the dishrag store?
Devon: I told ya that hoe has ratchism in her veins.
by Devun Wilson December 20, 2012
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paranormal ratchetivity

Taking ratchet behavior to a whole new level. Behavior so abnormal and inexplicable that you refer to it as paranormal.
Chand: A fight broke out in chico last night for no reason. Prav: Damn, that is some paranormal ratchetivity right there.
by BrownHulk April 14, 2014
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Ratchetest

A person who is the most 'ratchet' out of the whole area, or location. See ratchet
OMG, Tammy Lynn is by far the ratchetest girl in this whole bar right now.
by D-rek831 November 6, 2016
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Ratchetitis

An infectious Viral and/or bacterial disease closely related to the female ratchet.
Side Effects include but not limited to:
1. Lost or stolen money, credit and

debit cards
2. Frequent visits to the E.R. for

Penicilian shots
3. Legs that spread easier than peanut

butter
4. Jock itch, ring worm, irritable bowel

syndrome, diarrhea of the mouth,

compulsive cock gobbling and STDs

5. Lower ambition

6. Loss of significant other
7. Increased self-post on Backpage.com
8. Lost and or stolen electronic devices
9. Complete loss of dignity

10. Excessive use of the word "bruh"

"fam" and "cash me outside"
That Ho Over There (t.h.o.t.) gave my peoples "ratchetitis"
by Pimpindistress May 15, 2018
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Ratchetivity

1 (n:) "RA-CHE-TIV-ET-EE" - The ritualistic acts and or behavior displayed by individuals whom posses a descripted caliber of circumstantial judgment and morale, much less than that of an on-looking witness giving account of said activity; to be witnessed at no particular time, location, and without notification.
Person 1: "SHEESH!! I understand they messed up her order, but the ratchetivity was unnecessary.

Person 2: Right! entertaining as it was, you just don't stand on counters yelling obscenities to the employees. Have some class.
by Ellis Duquesne March 15, 2014
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ratcheting

R•å•ch•ė•t•ï•ng: n. Twerking in the middle of the street and whipping you weave back and forth.
She was the best at ratcheting
by MDiddy October 4, 2013
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