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Rangoon Monsoon

The diarreal-downpour effect that results from overconsumption of low-quality Chinese food.
hey man, wanna go play some basketball?

No way brah, I just got back from the Golden Palace.... think I've got a Rangoon Monsoon brewing
by Gary Lopez November 14, 2014
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Rangoon Brothel

Pungent aroma, heavy smell, body odors, hot, humid, damp.
God its like a Rangoon Brothel in here it stinks.
by Dillinger65 October 20, 2009
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Rangoon Combat Banana

A stealth weapon frequently used to make an unexpected attack at high speed. Difficult to deflect due to the curved nature of the weapon, such attacks are usually successful.
He gave her a quick helping of Rangoon Combat Banana from behind...
by Gronksucker October 30, 2023
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Ranch Rangoon

A style of rangoon often eaten in Korea. Its comparable to crab rangoon, but substitutes ranch for crab. Recently popularized in southern US.
Dan: What should I order to eat?
Mike: You've gotta try the ranch rangoon. Its amazing
by Biggest Dawg Out There May 13, 2020
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Come in Rangoon

Early generations of short wave radios had large flat tuning dials requiring spreading all five fingers and placing them on the circumference of the dial in order to gently turn the dial right or left to tune in a distant location (Rangoon). Spatially, the gesture resembles that of palming a woman's ample breast.
Two guys are sitting in a bar, in walks a woman with large breasts, one guy turns to the other, winks and says 'Come in Rangoon.'
by ackpirate September 20, 2013
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Jizz-Rangoon

The act of busting a mad nut in a fruit rollup, then wrapping it in a Crab-Rangoon manner and presenting it to your female companion for the most delightful and delicious consumption.
I gave my girl a Jizz-Rangoon the other day; We've never been so close in my life.
by Bcon2Gone December 13, 2013
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crab rangoon (the food)

Also called "cheese wonton", this thing slaps.
David: I just ordered crab rangoon (the food) for takeout.
Jeff: I approve of that.
by Willgamer July 8, 2021
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