Jizz-Rangoon

The act of busting a mad nut in a fruit rollup, then wrapping it in a Crab-Rangoon manner and presenting it to your female companion for the most delightful and delicious consumption.

I gave my girl a Jizz-Rangoon the other day; We've never been so close in my life.

by Bcon2Gone December 13, 2013

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Crab Rangoon

A sexual maneuver where cream cheese is inserted into the vagina to be eaten out by her partner.

Nikki did the crab rangoon last night with jefferson

by FunkMasterJ January 2, 2021

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rangoon shithouse

A really smelly place (especially a toilet).

"Gee whizz Andy... I've just dropped 10 pounds of mashed up Dundee Cake in there... it's a rangoon shithouse."

by Peter H. Groves September 18, 2007

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twat rangoon

1. The rare chinese treat made from won-tons and fresh chinese vagina.

2. What you call the vagina while perfoming cunnilingus on a chinese woman.

1. Wow...Kiki made the most delicious twat rangoons I've ever eaten.

2. Kiki has the best twat rangoon I've ever eaten, good thing it wasn't a crab rangoon.

by R"MD"C October 25, 2006

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A senior citizen usually found in a temperate climate who spends massive amounts of time at the beach. Thus resulting in their overall appearance being altered so greatly by the sun in combination with age that they resemble a dark brown, deep fried, crab rangoon..

I was down at the beach on Monday and could hardly fine an open area to lounge. The whole place was taken up by a bunch of crab rangoons..

by sparkalicous February 25, 2008

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