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Richard's Retard Ranch 

A place where retards, like Richard or the fuckers who live above you in an apartment or dorm, belong. The people at Richard's Retard Ranch act like complete fags and don't know what the fuck they're doing, so they annoy the fuck out of you like the stupid little cunts they are. Most of them don't believe in Cunt church, and belong with Hitler down in hell. If one of these retards lives near you, deport them back to Richard's Retard Ranch like the president deports beaners back to mexico.
"Oh fuck, its a retard that belongs at Richard's Retard Ranch."

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The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)
Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

Race Simp 

Trying to seek the approval of other races to the point of putting down your own race
Madalyn (who is white) posts something on Instagram talking about how much she hates white people. Madalyn is being a Race Simp
Race Simp by Halfr1can June 5, 2020

Free-Range Skanks 

A group of younger, scantily clad females who are leaving their established territory, or "hood," in search of males.
Look at those free-range skanks! Wonder where they came from?
Free-Range Skanks by gab38 November 21, 2010

ranch sexy 

When a girl is attractive only at the place you work at. If you work at a shitty place where everything is gross and unattractive, then a girl that is only a 5 or 6 bumps up to around a 7 or 8.
Stinkman: I think she's sexy.

Luke: No way, she's only ranch sexy. The face is brutal.
ranch sexy by Luck Hampleton June 17, 2008

Iron Range Shocker 

A sexual act resulting in the electric shock and possible electocution caused by any combination of the following: malfunctioning electrical supply, punctured waterbed or drunk chicks from northern Minnesota's Iron Range.
I got an "Iron Range Shocker" when I turned on the lights to watch Linda's blow me on the leaky waterbed.

Race shaming 

Making a human being of any race, feel ashamed, guilty, or at fault; for something that happened in the world, in which they have no control over.
After being pulled over for running a red light, I was let off with a warning. Later at work I told this story to my coworker. ( I am white and she is mixed) She immediately took my story, and made it all about her. She spent 10 minutes race shaming me, claiming it was only due to my race that I was let off with a warning. While if the tables were turned, she would’ve had to fear for her life from the police officer.
Race shaming by The new norm March 13, 2019