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Stinkmeaner
The baddest motherfucka ever to step foot in this world. He's blind, but he'll still whoop you by smacking your bad knee repetitively, uttering a ghetto-ass warcry, and beating you down on security cameras to be later broadcast on the news in Mexico. He may be blind, but he talks so much shit that you almost can see through the spit condensing on your glasses. He will make you fear the ebonics and ignorancism of his ways. Wherever Colonel H. Stinkmeaner goes, nigga moments are sure to occur. After an accidental death, Stinkmeaner is so hardcore that he actually gets kicked the fuck out of hell, dubbed "the baddest motherfucker Hell had ever seen," leaving while calling the devil a bitch-ass nigga. He proceeds to possess a random black man from across the street, has sexual relations with this mans wife, then proceeds to attempt to kill Granddad with an ax. He does not seem to care much about beating the shit out of youngsters, telling Riley and Huey that they're "not too little to get dat ass whooped!"
His hobbies enjoy being a nigga, acting nigga-ish, and niggalizing other random niggas.
His hobbies enjoy being a nigga, acting nigga-ish, and niggalizing other random niggas.
Stinkmeaner is the best to spread ignorance and chaos in the black community.
"Man, this some ol' bu-shit."
"That's like calling 1-800-Collect-an-Ass-Whoopin', and NO, that ain't no toll-free call, PAHT-NA!"
(Begin extreme finger-waving + spittage) "BITCH-ASS, RAGGEDY-ASS, PUNK-ASS, PUSSY-ASS, BITCH-ASS NYUUUKAAAAAAAA! You wanna do somethin, BITCH, ASS, NYUKKA?!"
"Man, this some ol' bu-shit."
"That's like calling 1-800-Collect-an-Ass-Whoopin', and NO, that ain't no toll-free call, PAHT-NA!"
(Begin extreme finger-waving + spittage) "BITCH-ASS, RAGGEDY-ASS, PUNK-ASS, PUSSY-ASS, BITCH-ASS NYUUUKAAAAAAAA! You wanna do somethin, BITCH, ASS, NYUKKA?!"
Stinkmeaner by Spartan-104 December 8, 2007
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Stickman
A man who enjoys considerable success with many beautiful women, but crucially, at no cost to his reputation. Thought to have been coined by Sylvester Stallone in reference to Burgess Meredith, and popularised by the actor Michael Rapaport on his I Am Rapaport: Stereo Podcast. Examples of world-class stickmen include Leonardo DiCaprio, Prince, Derek Jeter, Warren Beatty and Wilt Chamberlain.
Prince was a world-class stickman. When we talk about stickmen, he's in the top five. Longevity, quality, quantity, lack of information that got out, but when you saw him he was constantly with a dime-piece. From 79 through the 80s, through the 90s - laying pipe. A renowned Stickman, with stealth. A gold-standard cocksman."
Stickman by VoodooJazzCafe June 14, 2017
Based Stickman
Otherwise known as the "Alt-Knight". He is the protector of all people and things right winged. He came to a pro-Trump rally dressed in a hoodie, knee pads, a fume mask, goggles, and a baseball helmet bearing a big stick and a shield with an American flag. At the Third Battle of Berkeley March 6th, 2017 he broke his stick over the head of an antifa commie. This patriot will go down in history for his battle prowess, and the protector of the peaceful pro-Trump supporters.
Based Stickman by Yodaman1219 March 6, 2017
Stinkoman 20X6
The latest (and only) game featuring Stinkoman. In the beginning, Stinkoman defeats a robot, and says that "fighting makes me want to go home !!" Then the game starts and you proceed to do some side-scrolling action.
Stinkoman 20X6 by MessedRocker March 26, 2005
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colonel h stinkmeaner by QUANDALE DINGLE November 11, 2022
Stinkoman 20X6
Currently a game that's under development at homestarrunner.com. Features Stinkoman with Megaman-like gameplay.
Stinkoman 20X6 by Namez April 27, 2005
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