Ralphie

A term commonly used in the Caribbean for a (cocka)roach.

"Girl, yuh does keep de place so nasty. All dese Ralphies dem..."

by redgyul September 22, 2004

Ralphie

see "jangler". intent on maintaining bevy of at least 3 beautiful babies who he "really connects with and isn't in love with", and who are on no account to be slutted by others with bigger t-shirts than his tuna-reared self.

ralphie man, you're fucked...

by rayffee October 4, 2003

ralphie

meaning how much you love ralph macchio (mostly in karate kid)

OMGGGG BABY RALPHIE IS SO HOT!

by ralphlovah June 23, 2022

Ralphie

Not to be confused with Fudds or Larpers, Ralphies are perhaps the most common variety of firearms enthusiast and collector. Hallucinates various hypothetical and/or fantasy scenarios to justify buying another variation of the exact same gun. Unaware of the standard marketing techniques employed to exploit their fixation. Typically is a one issue voter and remains willfully ignorant of psychological and geo-political realities; yet, thinks everyone should own an assault rifle. Treats firearms as if they are toys rather than lethal military equipment. Considers himself a subject matter expert; however, loosely understands firearm safety rules, possesses only a superficial understanding of mechanical design principles, and is oblivious of standard doctrinal tactics. Suffers from low-T, low-G, and self-induced immaturity. Possible could be mildly retarded.

Jeez, that goof just spent $2k on that AR. Isn't that like his sixth? Yeah, he's got one for home-defense, a truck gun, a bag gun, a competition build, one for hunting, and now one for dedicated for zombies. What a Ralphie! He'll probably just shoot his eye out.

by McNastyAssWipe September 28, 2023

Ralphie Vision

a direct reference to the movie A Christmas story and all the fantasy sequences Ralphie has (soap poisioning, A+++++++++, and fighting off the bank robbers). Used when you admit to having some type of similar fantasy or you can use it to call someone out on their unrealistic fantasy.

I'm having total Ralphie Vision! If I won lotto, I'd walk into my bosses office, piss on his desk, pay off all my bills and buy a fat house with a fleet of cars!

by Mr Wall January 6, 2006

Ralphie May

big guy, extremely funny comedian

I saw Ralphie May on Comedy Central last night. That guy's effin' hilarious.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 13, 2009

Ralphie Treatment

Making somebody incredibly uncomfortable, degrade them, preferably emotionally.

The phrase was derived from an episode of The Sopranos when character Ralph Cifaretto asks Tony Soprano's sister, whom he is dating, Janice, to use an apparatus resembling the male genitalia on him.

The Sports Guy on espn.com's page two, then coined the phrase "The Ralphie Treatment."

"I can't believe he said that. I'd like to give that guy The Ralphie Treatment."

by The Lifter June 16, 2009