gravel raker

An erection so throbbing hard and long lasting, it feels as if you could rake gravel with it

My old lady came home from the bar drunk and fell on her knees, so I slapped her in the face with my gravel raker

by Grt2017 January 22, 2017

shit-raker

Someone who seems to have no other purpose but to aggravate those around them. Shit-rakers are one level up from asshats. Because these people have so much experience in being shitheads, raking shit would be a career that caters to their special skills. Dickheads, haters, or anyone who is excessively annoying can also be labeled a shit-raker.

contra5 gives redheadchick22 a compliment on a drawing they did of two men kissing each other, but disagrees with the meaning behind it.

rambos-lover bashes contra5 and calls him an overweight, bible-thumping, dogmatic yokel, because he agrees with the meaning. contra5 did nothing to invoke these aggressions, so rambos-lover would be considered a shit-raker.

by liquidscorpion October 24, 2009

vein raker

the gap in between your two front teeth, allowing veins on dicks to be raked when blowing.

if you can fit a penny in between your teeth you're a vein raker

by jregnillabc January 8, 2012

Moon Raker

n. A person or bot who attempts to sow discord or derail useful conversation on social media by posting inflammatory, superfluous, and/or off-topic stupidity with the intent of derailing and/or provoking persons into an emotional response due to the pathetic reality of the Raker's lonely RL and need for attention. A Moon Raker is an especially pathetic form of sub-Troll often affected by psychological disorders, the most common of which include schizophrenia, multiple personalities, and psychological projection.

Sad little Moon Raker is conversing between its multiple personalities because no one will feed the troll.

by WPNative March 14, 2018

hay raker

someone who is often annoying or pestering. when someone is being annoying, they are raking hay.

Ugh, man. Daniel is such a hay raker.

by hsprs December 3, 2020

Mud-raker

A consistency of shit that upon taking it, its foulness sticks to any substance it comes in contact with. The bowl requires multiple flushes to remove it, and when wiping you have to wad up the tissue paper and physically ‘rake’ / scrape it out from your crack.

That crap was so nasty, I really had to get up in there and dig it out...it was a mud-raker.

by Dane February 27, 2005

leaf raker

oakville ont. slang, some one who doesnt let anyone else help with the cooking

fuck billy, i can slice those carrotts you leaf raker!

by cowmow October 9, 2004