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Quiff Sniff

1)The replacement term for douche bag douch doucher dbag and any other variation of the term originally used by "booger" from revenge of the nerds.

2) A person or a group of people that constantly refer to others as douches, DBS, douch bags
1) Clefus: Grubbs is a quiff sniffer.
Mateo: whats that?
Clefus : Someone that calls everyone a variation of a douche bag possible.
tool nerd queer fag retard gay lazy crazypiece of shitPoserselloutidiotloserbumworthlessscumjerkbitch cunt dildo assassholedouche douchbagdickliarclown
by Clefus June 14, 2013
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Quaff

1. To drink something (a fountain, sink, potion) in a hearty manner.

2. Usually used by people with an extended vocabulary, such as Edgar Allan Poe.
1. You see here a fountain. 'q'

Drink from the fountain? (y/N) y

This tepid water is tasteless.
from nethack

2. "Quaff, oh quaff such kind nepenthe .."
from The Raven
by Xevium March 7, 2010
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Quiff

Popularized mostly by 50s Rockabillys, a quiff is basically a forelock that is longer than the rest of one's hair on top, and is usually combed upwards (and back), or to the side, or made to hang over the forehead.
Depending on the wearers hair type a spot of gel or grease may be in order. Very stylish & manly. If done properly.

The quiff is often worn as a variation or 'evolution' on the very simple (and very manly) crew cut, or with the (longer & back-combed) 'duck's arse' or DA hairstyle.

Called a 'banane' in French, for obvious reasons.
A few Famous Quiffs:

Elvis Presley

Travolta in 'Grease'

Morrissey

Chris Isaak

There's lots more, but has anyone seen the massive quiffs on those Japanese high-school rebel kids (often the heroes of 'shonen manga' (Japanese comics for boys))?? They kick ass!
by Smith January 24, 2005
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Quarantine Quaff

Quarantine Quaff- (n) 1. A hairstyle resulting from salon neglect caused by coronavirus isolation. 2. Similar to the messy teacher bun but, with roots showing and pertaining to anyone with hair shoulder length or longer.
Oh my God, Karen, your quarantine quaff is so boufo!
by Shanksgiven March 31, 2020
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Quiff

A slang term originating in the 1920's, a quiff is a slut or cheap prostitute.
Mrs. Stengel was a total quiff today.
by Mark Twain, Jr. November 26, 2010
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Quaff

To feast on something so glorious it brings one immense joy.
Emily was about to quaff on those plantain chips.
by GG Martino April 10, 2019
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Quaff

look at his dirty quaff, I think there is a rat in there
by crustygymshorts December 20, 2010
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