queefing

pussy fart the musical

Queefing is something I frequently do

by Hoof Dog April 10, 2017

Ant Queening

A modern phenomena of lying in bed all day doing jack shit (due to exhaustion, severe hangover or simply resentment towards society) while a series of delivery people bring you sustenance like worker ants to a bloated queen.

Delivery driver: Here is your fourth order of the day.
Person ant queening; loud belching, panting, retreating
Delivery driver: Happy ant queening, see you in a few hours for dinner.

by Bumhurt January 10, 2019

queefington

A term used by many in reference to preppy high school aged males. The word is especially hilarious because of the effeminate connotations of the word queef, and the images of wealth created by the suffix 'ington'.

Rocker: Hey Queefington, did your mom buy you that faggoty blazer?
Queefington: Actually, its from my prep school.
Rocker: Im going to kick your ass

by john duffy October 15, 2005

queefing

When too much air builds up during insertion from the penis. When the penis is removed it results in the excretion of air buildup and is released without female control. "Farting"

As Jake was removing his massive dick from her wet pussy, she queefed.

by Anita Cox February 11, 2004

Lesbian Queening Stool

A queening stool is a low "toilet-style" seat which fits over a submissive lesbian's face and contains an opening to allow oral-genital-anal stimulation of the Lesbian Dominatrix while seated. The queening stool features full access to the dominatrix's crotch by their lesbian slave.

This seated position allows the dominatrix's pelvic floor muscles to sag and relax ... and so exposes the dominatrix's entire pussy and rectum to intimate lesbian service.

Sometimes the dominatrix will enhance this girl-sex play by actually urinating and/or defecating into/on her sex slave's mouth and face. (Hollywood rumors suggest this is a favorite ritual of Paris Hilton.)

During a heavy night of lesbian bondage, Paris Hilton got so wasted and drunk she overconed a lesbian groupie while on her diamond-studded, platinum-plated, $100,000 Lesbian Queening Stool. The poor girl-slave's (Allison) face looked like a broken sewer main!

by Clitlynn (PalaceofGlamour.com) February 21, 2009

nut queefing

the sexual act of placing one's balls in another's vag and the sexual partner queefing them out or you can use salted peanuts just in case of a different sexual orientation

man I'm feeling kinky tonight you want to go nut queefing tonight

by trollzor48 September 26, 2017

Queeling

1. Queer people catching eels, which may in themselves be gay also, in a gay looking way,

2. Straight people trying to catch queer eels that have been cast out of the eels clan because of their gayness.

1.I saw Matt queeling the other day, but he didn't catch any eels because he was too gay for them

by MookieMookie March 24, 2009