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queeftonic

When the person receiving tuna mouth blows the queef back into the woman's face who released it. This usually will end all sexual relations between the two parties if the original tuna mouth did not.
After Sam sucked Sara dry he queeftoniced her.
by knoxygenkck August 3, 2011
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queeftasticle

(slang) Synonyms: fantastic, awesome dude, kick ass, wow, cool, omg, omfg, omffg, oh my- you get the idea. It is the preferred expression used by the youth of today. Used like "queeftasticle dude!" or "Rytas, that transgender vagina of yours is looking queeftasticle!", or simply as "queeftasticle". It appears as though parents are catching on as reports arrive of one mother in the grand canyon saying "say 'queeftasticle' right before taking a picture". It appears as though parents continue to be total idiots, this reporter thinks, as they even mistake queeftasticle as meaning "cheese". THey should read this definition and get their stories straight, or maybe their kids should way "you fu**ing idiot mom, you got queef nuggets for brains or something? go to urbandicitonary.com and learn the true meaning of queef, yea that lump that comes out of your vagina when your excited, yeah maybe that's why dad left you, ya lump of queef, stupid ass, just read the ******* *** defintion you *** idiot mom, go screw yourself".
"Queeftasticle!" the class recited as they watched their teacher shoot herself.
by Mindaulgaus March 25, 2007
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Queeftology

Hey Dude! Do you study Queeftology?
by Flags_Vrr June 25, 2024
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Queeftonite

An air-powered disruption to sexual charge emitted at the exact moment one's lover descends with purpose. Queeftonite instantly neutralizes the otherwise invincible erotic atmosphere and replaces it with a giggly brouhaha.
My brain was running posthaste computations after she blasted me in the face with queeftonite. Funniest sex I ever had
by HighRiskLowContext December 22, 2025
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