quadtard

An operator of a four wheeled Off-Highway Vehicle.
These operators can be recognised by the following traits:

-Only ventures out to the local OHV or track once or twice a year?

-Forgets to bring fuel, water and food for your day of ‘riding’?

-Timeshares the ATC or quad?

-Screams at or chases the rider who won’t relinquish the ATC or quad when his/her time is complete?

-Shares a helmet?

-Argues over the ‘glove’?

-Attempts to ‘roost’ and then look back to see how much dust you’ve managed to kick up?

-Never operates out of eyesight of the campgrounds?

-Drives their mom’s Isuzu pickup with the ATC or quad loaded vertically on its rear tires and seat?

-Uses clothesline instead of tie-downs?

-Drinks alcohol while operating their vehicle.

-Leaves trash behind.

-Ruins trails.

Tom: Hey Fred, you see that picnic table over there?
Fred: Which picnic table?
Tom: The one with the helmet under it...
Fred: Yeah, what about it?
Tom: Some quadtard must have rode off without their helmet again...dumbass quadtards..

by mreverting September 24, 2007

quadtard

99% of people riding four wheelers are quadtards. They usually do not wear helmets and have a cigarette dangling from their lips as they try to look cool by doing donuts in the pits. They are known to go the wrong direction on the track and are often intoxicated. Most people with truck nuts (those fake scrotums that hang from the trail hitch) also have four wheelers. Quadtards are also know to do wheelies on the street and run extremely loud and obnoxious exhaust systems.

Did you see that quadtard at the track on sunday? He was doing donuts in the pits and slammed on the brakes on the face of a jump and Dave nearly slammed into the back of him

by jdeaton October 30, 2007

Quertard

Someone who is both queer and retarded

Andrew: "Yo, have you seen Isaac lately?"
Justin: "Oh, you mean that quertard from English class?"
Andrew: "Yeah, him."

by CuntFaggot82 October 30, 2017

Quatard

(KWAY-TAR-DEAD)
A person who is... queer, gay, and retarded!

Lance is such a quatard.

"I may be gay. I may be even retarded, or maybe even queer. But John, dont ever call me quatarded!"

by Jimmy and Mikey November 9, 2008

quantarded

an ignorant person also known as a huge retard that thinks hes "chay" what ever that means people who have a "frat berry" for a phone rather than black berry, kids that walk around with two pairs of socks rather than wearing shoes and think that its ok, kids that make flow buckets out of there sisters barbie dolls.
kids that get constanly slammed in the butt hole

if you keep pullin a sam burgess youll be called quantarded

by mrskopfarchery November 24, 2010

Quantard

Quantard - Someone who is both right and wrong until they tell the truth.
Best to use it when the person knows that the harm they are doing by omoission is severe and acute.
Related LOOSELY to a failminco

TBH I had a funny feeling the equation would collapse in true Quantard fashion

by ManhattenSawbones February 6, 2020

Quarterdrum

Quarterdrum is a Nigerian based food processing company.

Remember to add the Quarterdrum ginger powder to the jollof rice.

by Viction May 14, 2024