quaranpeen

When you are single and in quarantine during a global pandemic and you put the call out for some sexual healing.

Girl, I have been locked in the house for two weeks and I could really use some quaranpeen right now!

by Gypsy Cowgirl April 13, 2020

Quarantennial

Person born circa nine months after the beginning of the Coronavirus Pandemic of 2020 and on.

Quarantennials are the Baby Boomers of the 21st century.

by Ataraxis22 March 21, 2020

Quarantini

A quarantini is when a bunch of assholes break quarantine to have a cocktail party

Billy: Hey Jim me and the wife wanna have a quarantini, wanna come?
Jim: I don’t want the fucking coronavirus asshat.

by Not da dr. Hu April 17, 2020

Quaranten

That first ten pounds you gain from comfort-eating while in quarantine from COVID-19.

I got on the scale this morning and found out I'd put on a full Quaranten this month.

by One Science March 20, 2020

Quaranenting

An overtly permissive (and survivalist) parenting style that reflects the utter exhaustion of any personal time or space from one’s family due to quarantine, isolation, and/or social-distancing requirements in the era of a global pandemic like (but not limited to) that of the novel Coronavirus SARS-CoV-2, causing COVID-19 and parental insanity the world over. Best summed up in a meme featuring actor Ken Jeong in a sombrero. Lack of space and sanity means all the rules are different... Professional level Quaranenting often also involves using another pandemic-enabled tool: margarita take-out/delivery.

Normally I discourage skateboarding and soccer in the house but I’m Quaranenting, so I’ll allow it.

by Nezarynew March 29, 2020

quarantini

A cocktail consisting of vanilla flavored vodka and anything else you can find while in lockdown during a pandemic. Usually ice and sprite or cola or orange soda.

Zaks favorite drink is a quarantini made with cherry cola. Katrina likes hers with a splash of orange.

by biggtrouble April 12, 2020

Quarantennials

The generation coming into their 20s in the coronaviral age. Leaving college with a stay-at-home diploma, the prospects for career and family will be different from those faced by any generation in memory.

"As one of the Quarantennials, my education promises almost nothing. There will be no work for me, or anyone, in my chosen field, no promise of income, no practical dreams of home and family. It's true for almost everyone I know."

by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2020