mass quantities

A phrase used the SNL Coneheads to describe the consumption of food and beverages by enhaling whole bags of potato chips and six-packs at a time.

Please join us in the consumption of "mass quantities".

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 25, 2005

Quarantitties

When your once skinny bf/husband over eats due to boredom during quarantine and starts to develop lil chubs on his chest, those are called quarantitties

"Did you see Mike when quarantine was over"?

"No, was it bad"?

"Eating out of boredom got the better of him, he now has quarantitties"

"Oh no, what a shame"

by PinkChibiMemes May 18, 2020

Quarentitties

Tits but during quarantine

She got bored by staying home all day and started a YouTube channel just to show of her quarentitties

by doo-dooButt May 3, 2020

Qualtitties

Quality Titties

"Damn, that girl has some qualtitties!"

by ThatAsianBitch June 5, 2018

qualititties over quantititties

something you say when you have preference of a single, quality pair of titties, over many low quality titties

person 1: Yo look at dat pair of titties over thar
person 2: jeah but wb all dem titties in da club
person 1: qualititties over quantititties man

by Spidergiraffe August 15, 2016

Quarantitties

When a female has been quarantined so long that she’s gained enough weight to also gain a cup size.

Damn Haley been cooped up so long she done came out with some quarantitties

by Morgasm from gpt April 21, 2020

quarantitties

When you gain weight during quarantine that goes straight to your boobs

John: Damn, have you seen Maggie’s snap story lately?
Sam: Yeah dude! This COVID-19 has given her some massive quarantitties!

by koalakid3377 April 15, 2020