The word wanked and quick conjoined to create the word quanked, meaning an extreamly fast and borderline dangerous wank. This can be achieved by starting a wank as the 30 seconds starts on countdown and then concluding the wank as the classic countdown theme tune finshes. Most quanks are a minute to 2 minutes long but if the countdown wank can be achieved then you will go down as a quanker. A famous quank occured in 1991 where a man miraculously started and finished within 12 seconds.
Steve's thoughts: Countdown. Hmmmm, the wifes in the next room, fuck it. (Tick Tock Tick Tock) Arr eee ooohh (Classic themetune sounds) yeahh sorted proper quank.
by Tommy Hatcher Bobby. January 20, 2009
Get the quankmug. by brice adamson November 27, 2003
Get the quankmug. A Puerto Rican guy I once knew, Benji, swore to me that "quank" was common slang for "homosexual." I never heard that anywhere else though.
by kwaynck February 15, 2005
Get the quankmug. by maquank December 6, 2016
Get the Quankmug. A remark to be used when someone is talking, b!tching, moaning and generally complaining and/or being longwinded.
Wife: "Husband, you left all the lights on AGAIN! You are wasting valuable electricity lighting the room just for the dust bunnies!"
Husband: "Quank, quank, quank."
Husband: "Quank, quank, quank."
by Catriona August 3, 2005
Get the Quankmug. by more than balls October 22, 2008
Get the Quankmug. by Hibuki November 3, 2007
Get the Quankmug.