Quank 

a racial slur for the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE. everybody is a Quank

dude shut your Quank mouth!

hey billy stop acting like a Quank

Quank by Hibuki November 3, 2007

Quank 

An old time Monk who roamed Wales in the 12th Century. Some say he was the love child of a Norse God and a Mermaid

Epic poem "Quank sailed the hills like a ship in its time"

Quank by Kris Barnes February 2, 2007

quank 

A condition of mental, emotional overload induced by layers of stress and influx of digital stimuli which stops the process of analysis and comprehension.

Suddenly I felt quanked while reading reports of the polar ice caps melting.

quank by Mort Hill May 4, 2006

Quank 

(kwank) A title given to an individual given their particular actions or appearance; one is a Quank after committing acts of ignorance, stupidity, or other simple miscalculations. Quanked (kwankt) When an individual is set up to encounter misfortune by another individual.

-"Hey I left my bag on the bus again" "your a big quank"
-"Hey my laptop got stolen from the change room!!" yehp you got quanked pretty good"

Quank by quanker June 11, 2011

quank 

a derogitory term for anyone of asian decent.

steph's friend is a fucking quank

quank by Jonathan America May 13, 2005

quank 

Quank is an interchangable term for Marijuana/pot.

If someone smokes a lot, he/she is "The Czar of Quank" or "Quank-Czar"

quank by Jay Farrar April 28, 2006

quank 

The word wanked and quick conjoined to create the word quanked, meaning an extreamly fast and borderline dangerous wank. This can be achieved by starting a wank as the 30 seconds starts on countdown and then concluding the wank as the classic countdown theme tune finshes. Most quanks are a minute to 2 minutes long but if the countdown wank can be achieved then you will go down as a quanker. A famous quank occured in 1991 where a man miraculously started and finished within 12 seconds.

Steve's thoughts: Countdown. Hmmmm, the wifes in the next room, fuck it. (Tick Tock Tick Tock) Arr eee ooohh (Classic themetune sounds) yeahh sorted proper quank.

quank by Tommy Hatcher Bobby. January 20, 2009