by maquank December 06, 2016

A remark to be used when someone is talking, b!tching, moaning and generally complaining and/or being longwinded.
Wife: "Husband, you left all the lights on AGAIN! You are wasting valuable electricity lighting the room just for the dust bunnies!"
Husband: "Quank, quank, quank."
Husband: "Quank, quank, quank."
by Catriona August 03, 2005

by more than balls October 22, 2008

by Hibuki November 03, 2007

An old time Monk who roamed Wales in the 12th Century. Some say he was the love child of a Norse God and a Mermaid
by Kris Barnes February 02, 2007

(kwank) A title given to an individual given their particular actions or appearance; one is a Quank after committing acts of ignorance, stupidity, or other simple miscalculations. Quanked (kwankt) When an individual is set up to encounter misfortune by another individual.
-"Hey I left my bag on the bus again" "your a big quank"
-"Hey my laptop got stolen from the change room!!" yehp you got quanked pretty good"
-"Hey my laptop got stolen from the change room!!" yehp you got quanked pretty good"
by quanker June 11, 2011

I was trying to have sex with my girlfriend but accidentally said "It's quankin' time" and released the quank all over her.
by FellInall December 18, 2022
