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quagmire

Hoplessly Sticky Oppressive Situation in which no matter how you try escape is nearly impossible!
Character in a cleverly vieled propiganda FOX cartoon similar to Simpsons
Obama inherited a financial political quagmire intentionally created by the republican party to foil american health insurance reform,hopes, dreams and lives while the media lies seal our fates.

Although the Hopes of the majority of America were awakened the Quagmire of political self interest and greed continued to murder the uninsured!
by hatchetman...heads on posts August 16, 2009
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quagmire

/kwagmyer/ - noun

a person you'd prefer not to be around and who you really don’t want to be stuck talking to alone at a party because:
1.) they are impossible to read, and you can never figure out what’s really going on with them

2.) they will lead you into awkward, complex, and sticky situations where you’ll somehow end up knee deep in shit that isn't even yours
Example #1
"Bertha's been a total quagmire lately! I never know if she’s happy or pissed off, does she want me to talk to her or should I just shut up?!”

Example #2
Michelle " So how was the party last night, did you have fun?" Jody "Yeah it was super fun...until I got stuck talking to this quagmire. One minute I'm having a drink and chatting next thing I know, I'm in the backyard, mud wrestling a midget on a slip-and-slip!" Michelle "What the actual fuck...?" Jody "I don't wanna talk about it anymore..."
by The Shuffler June 11, 2018
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quagmire

Social Worker(laying in bed in the morning after sleeping with Quagmire):Glen honney, I've got a question for you. What do you do for a living?

Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?
by Elitist April 7, 2004
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quagmire

A horn-dog man who actually does get lots of tail.

From the Family Guy character (see above, about 10 times)
by MeAndMyMeatCleaver March 20, 2004
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quagmire

male species on the show family guy(BEST SHOW EVER) who is hornier than any other man.

quagmire is the man!
quagmire. "lois i do anything to you."
lois. "what?"
quagmire. "i do anything for you."
by thomas j brown October 25, 2007
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quagmire

quagmire: ALLLLLLL RIIGHHHTTT
by onewhodies November 16, 2010
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quagmire

a golf clothing company with a dichotomic brand name, pertaining to lifestyle choice and not beating yourself up for not being perfect. in a world created by the perfection of trial and error its a relief to know that making mistakes is the best thing you can possibly do.
doesnt hurt that a favorite t.v. personailty with unique tastes of a popular american t.v. show happens to be named quagmire. which may or may not be what comes to mind when talking about this brand of clothing.
by just a dude May 25, 2012
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