queeftion

a fart that comes out sounding like a question

"brrrrrrrp?"

"did you just ask me a queeftion?"

by mmmface December 22, 2008

Quarft

A Quarft is basicly when a girl queefs and sharts at the same time. It will ususally leave a bloody/shitty stain on the surface in which it was released. Sometimes a horrible odor will follow.

"Dude, I can believe we took the girls camping.....there's a huge fucking QUARFT stain all over my Fuckin' sleeping bag. Damnit Ally you dirty slut."

by Estonian Oete May 9, 2009

Queft

The past tense of the verb 'to queef': the expulsion of wind from the vulva; a vaginal fart. Sometimes heard as "queefed"

"Did you just queef?"
"Yes, I queft"

by hysteriak August 19, 2009

Quaft

To scientifically observe the scent of a queef/pussy fart

After Heather queefed, Matt quafted the surrounding area.

by Pussytalk November 14, 2021

Queeftasticular Cancer

A cancer of the vagina that causes uncontrollable queefage. This has no cure, and causes many women to become sterile or never have boyfriends. Their queefs are generally more potent than others, and fire out queef nuggets like a MP-40. The only way for temporary relief comes with the Queef-B-Gone cream.

I got Queeftasticular Cancer from Aleta and I eat tons of queef nuggets nowadays.

by FrodoBaggins231 August 5, 2006

Quafty

When something is interesting or cool.
Can be used in place of "fierce."

The new IPod is quafty.

by Garrett September 20, 2004

Quafter

n. Quafter
v. Quaffing
1. To laugh with a high pitch, which I actually happen to do. Sounds like a queef.
2. To suck in air when you laugh.

Quinn: I had a black friend once, then we sold him.
Mike: *begins quafter*

by MikeydaV August 28, 2008