QTIP (Quick Touch in Public)

An ass or boob grab of a significant other or close companion, which happens so quickly that knowledge of the incident is exclusive to the two parties involved. As such, a QTIP cannot be classified as PDA.

Note that it is acceptable to yell aloud "QTIP!" and then proceed to initiate a QTIP. Also note that it is not acceptable to QTIP a complete stranger.

"Ugh, I really want to make out with you right now, but you know I don't like PDA"
"How about a QTIP (Quick Touch in Public)?"

by Grabestone October 2, 2012

Qtip Treasure Hunt

When you stick a qtip halfway in your butt and squat around the room to see what the other end picks up

I had a qtip treasure hunt last night and found some old food.

by Danny-the-boi June 26, 2020

Dirty Qtip

When a guy has anal sex with a woman and pulls his penis out and sticks it in his partners ear.

My ears need cleaned so bad....I think I am in need of a Dirty Qtip.

by Cadillac Steve November 15, 2009

Polish qtip

A sexual act where a man performs anal sex with a woman, right before climax the man pulls out and ejaculates in her ear.

I was banging this Broad, right before I nutted I pulled out and nutted in her ear. I gave her a polish Qtip.

by Fatbastid November 27, 2006

Dutch Q-Tip

Coming in your partner's ear.

I gave Erica a Dutch Q-tip and the sperm burrowed into her brain.

by captain_mojo November 8, 2010

Digital Q-Tip

When you use the stylet from your pda or smart-phone to clean the wax out of you ears.

I forgot to clean my ears this morning so I had to use my Digital Q-Tip on the drive into the office.

by b.o.d. September 6, 2007

Kentucky Q-Tip

Ejaculating into a woman's ear, usually unexpectedly.

Ashley was being a real bitch last night, so while she slept i gave her a Kentucky Q-Tip.

by alpharay January 8, 2016