patton sanders

Patton Sanders is the smallest bean you will EVER see. He is known to make a LOT of dad jokes

"I'm just so happy you made A DAD JOKE!"
"you're acting like Patton Sanders"

by Virgil Sanders8284 June 29, 2019

travvy patty

Travvy Patty- Travis Soctt burger.

13 year old hypebeast- "Cactus Jack gobbled my glizzy." "Yo, can I get a travvy patty for me and my slimes." "It's LIT"

by nedthespecialed September 12, 2020

Patton

Is everyone's dad, and we are all his kiddos. Is the purest person to exist. Loves cats despite being allergic. Also dogs. Lots of dogs. Always trying to make everyone happy. Lots of dad jokes

Patton: "You deserve a 'Pat on' the back for that one!"
Logan:"Did you just make a pun on your name?"

by Iznightwing March 5, 2019

The Raspberry Pattern

The Raspberry Pattern means to make a farting noise with your mouth

Lisa "Ruth squeezed cheese with her mouth"
Trish "Yeh, she made the raspberry pattern"

by Raggett March 15, 2011

Sus patty

One grasping his testicles from behind while pulling and tucking firmly between ones butt cheeks then clenching the cheeks and simultaneously sitting down abruptly destroying ones sack into a sus patty

The gentleman enjoys a sus patty only on certain occasions and in the right mood.

by mc117 June 13, 2021

Patton

Patton is a nice boy with a big heart, and lots of love for all of his friends. He's a goofball, who likes to joke around, and make cute puns. Patton usually loves cats, and dogs. He constantly tries to cheer people up. His smile will light up and entire room. He is very honest, and if you're lucky enough to have Patton as a friend, you will be greeted with ever-lasting kindness!

Person 1- Hey, did you see Patton today?
Person 2- Yeah. He's giving out hugs!

by BuggySweetheart888 June 14, 2018

Patton

The best boi
He’s like my dad, you know?
Just listen

If you meet a Patton, cherish them cause they are like the sweetest people ever.

Patton is so adorable, I just wanna hug him!

by ILikePattonSanders September 10, 2018