penass

Male version of gootch, cause if, or vaganus. Made by cramming penis and ass into one word. My most glorious creation yet. I was sad to find out vaganus was taken already as I previously thought I was the inventor of that gem as well. but you cant have it all. Thanks Urban Dictionary for clearing that up though.

Perve: "You are my favorite pornstar. Can you please sign my penass?"
Pornstar: "Of Course, Where else would a thot of my caliber sign."
Perve: "You are the only one doing that to your vaganus in porn these days, my gf cant even do that."
Perve: "My gf is jealous that I can do it to my penass better than she can to her vaganus."
Pornstar:"That's amazing, you can stick a flashlight up your ass and see the reddish glow on your penass."

by Jacob Galloway November 26, 2013

pwnasarausrex

The most extreme way to excell or advance above somebody else.
An inadamite object refered to when they are about to advance.

Bish just smacked Onaga with a pwnasarausrex.
Maybe jes wouldnt be such a looser if she had a pwnasarausrex

by Goddd September 3, 2005

Pwnasaur

Name for something that owns.

OMFG, Senshi is such an Pwnasaur

by Senshi March 3, 2004

Penassed

When a guy is hitting on a girl and stands very close behind her causing his penis to be up against her ass.

Vagassed: female version

That guy was so close to me that I was totally penassed.

by Lindsy T December 17, 2008

Penass

contraction of penis and ass

I'm suffering from a serious penass right now, so you'll have to come later.

by Bryan Smith December 31, 2003

pwnasaurus rex

teh pwnasaurus rex = teh mad 1337 hax-r that pwnz all at everything

Phatty:man you totaly pwned me lu bu
Lu Bu:I know i r teh pwnasaurus rex of ut2k4

by booshels June 5, 2005

pwn ass

Something that is very cool, awesome, or exciting. It is often used to describe a noun that is kick ass or bad ass.

"Did you see 'The Dark Knight' yet?"

"Yeah! That movie was pwn ass!"

by belleinblack July 3, 2008