Patton

Patton is a nice boy with a big heart, and lots of love for all of his friends. He's a goofball, who likes to joke around, and make cute puns. Patton usually loves cats, and dogs. He constantly tries to cheer people up. His smile will light up and entire room. He is very honest, and if you're lucky enough to have Patton as a friend, you will be greeted with ever-lasting kindness!

Person 1- Hey, did you see Patton today?
Person 2- Yeah. He's giving out hugs!

by BuggySweetheart888 June 14, 2018

Potty putter

The dumbest fucking idea ever invented.

Wife - "Oh honey I bought you the potty putter so you can play a game while taking a nasty shit."
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"

by Mac Long Dong June 6, 2013

Patton

The best boi
He’s like my dad, you know?
Just listen

If you meet a Patton, cherish them cause they are like the sweetest people ever.

Patton is so adorable, I just wanna hug him!

by ILikePattonSanders September 10, 2018

putlocker

a dodgy website for watching shit movies before they come out.

'dude u seen straight outta compton yet'
'nah waiting to pick up my dvd'
'bruh putlocker that shit'

by The Rozzer October 21, 2015

Putlocker

Where 93% of the worlds people go to watch illegally streamed movies,

Friend:Want to watch the notebook on netflix?

Other friend:Whats netflix? Just putlocker it

Friend:Is that legal?

Other friend:Nope

Friend:Seems legit

by mwkjgwegkwelgkrjewtlkrejterlkt November 16, 2016

putpocket

1. A person who puts his/her belongings into someone's pocket, purse, or any other place on their body. These people want to be generous or kind, but do not want to show it.

2. A person who puts something illegal into your unsuspecting pocket.

Antonym: pickpocket

1. (Cop finds marijuana in your pocket)
"I swear its not mine! My friend Frank smokes pot, and he's a good putpocket!"

2. A: Woah. I just found a candy cane in my pocket!
B: Cathy gave it to you secretly, she's a putpocket.

by Ton/Ton December 21, 2008

butt-putt golf

A sexual act in which one man uses his erect penis to tap a second man’s testicle into a third man’s anus.

A common variant involves “removing the flag,” where a fourth man removes a dildo from the third man’s anus just as the butt-putting begins.

I thought Bruce invited me to play putt-putt golf, not butt-putt golf. That was crazy.

by ~dick April 13, 2014