puréed gays

puréed gays are a rare species of human -- usually females -- that are obsessed with being gay, and logs (yes logs, like wood). puréed gays come in cults, and can get verbally violent if tampered with.

"have you seen those girls in our class? they're such puréed gays!"
violet, margo, alana, ava, josie, and mia are puréed gays! we better watch out."

by daughterofmrincredible January 22, 2021

putee

The hair, somewhat resembling a goatee, left around a woman's vagina after shaving their pubic region improperly.

I went down on that chick, and she was sporting a fairly thick putee.

by sxdavey January 12, 2012

putzed

literay "to have dicked arround"
when you have time and nothing specific to accomplish, you occupy yourself with what is at hand. kind of like going to urbandictionary.com and adding your own definitions eg. ninja route
see putz and adhd

mother: "Son, you have been out side for nearly an hour, why is the lawn not mowed? what have you done with all that time?"
son: "aw shizzle ma, i done putzed for how long now?"

by halluciphile July 8, 2004

Putted

A farting noise so brief it sounds like putting a golf ball

John: You might wanna leave Mike.
Mike: Why?
John: I just putted

by Thotsmashin123 October 5, 2019

puted

Lame, Boring
Used to describe a noun

"You're sooooo puted"
"This party is puted"

by Alex Shook October 9, 2007

putee

Slang for an amputee.

I love me some putee porn, check out this threesome; come to think of it this is more like a two and a halfsome.

by Bweahns April 24, 2011

Putted

When you just nutted and there is still some on the tip and you pee it out

After I beat off I putted

by Pubedaddy44 May 11, 2021