Pussitus

A disease which causes a seemingly normal man to act like a pussy

Joey Lawrence must have had chronic pussitus not to have nailed Blossom’s friend, Six!

by MOCO & P-Phat March 28, 2012

stank pussitis

chronic stank puss. chronic yeast infections that cause you to make weekly trips to the pharmacy where all the guys know to stay the fuck away from you... no matter how hot you look.

that bitch suffers from stank pussitis. she produces enough yeast to feed bread to the homeless for a year. not dolce.

by lizz and big brown January 2, 2007

pussitator

not quite a dictator for it is a female who does not have a dick...(obviously) so a female ruler or a dictator

"I am the pussitator of all Europe," said Queen Elizabeth.

by TipToes January 11, 2008

Pussitawhippo

A self-disrespecting hombre who lets down his drinkings amigos in an effort to please his vain girlfriend.

- No tequila màs para me amigos, me got to go...
- Maaaaan... you are such é totalemente pussitawhippo !!!

by Cart+Meuv August 26, 2009

pissfit

Being able to handle your alcohol or not

Man ive been drinking all day and half the night ive worked up my pissfitness levels.. or look at that dude he's only had 3 drinks and he's smashed already he,s so not pissfit

by B rendo May 20, 2009

Pussyitus

A disease, meant as an insult in which the person in question is constantly being a pussy.

Also meaning whining about an injury or other pussy-like complaint.

I think you are just having a bad case of pussyitus.

by Tim K. March 30, 2006

pussitunity

Any opportunity to get pussy

There were hot girls everywhere, but I went to the restroom and the pussitunity was gone.

by Ottergay September 2, 2006