purplemonkeydishwasherpinkelephantflyingtelephonepole

Congradulations!!!!!

You have the privilage to gaze upon the sacred word. Inother words...it meens nothing.

There is no such word as purplemonkeydishwasherpinkelephantflyingtelphonepole

by Dante Shlepinstein December 9, 2003

purplemonkeydishwasher

A word that makes you stupid for looking up and completely does not have any purpose what so ever.

DREW: I am so bored
JARON: PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER!!!

by Jay August 21, 2004

purpleneck

A redneck that makes the average redneck look like a suave cosmopolitan with a Ph.D. Generally purplenecks are illiterate but they are very friendly as long as you don't show them any foreign technology and try to talk like them.

Yesterday, while driving down the backroads of Mississippi, my car got a flat tire and I was SOL because my spare was flat too. Luckily, though, I met a purpleneck who saved me by slaughtering a wild hog right then and there, and then slicing off a long and thick roll of hog meat to wrap around my tires. I was off and going in no time.

by Adel7 September 23, 2007

PurpleStones

A god amongst mortal men. Truly a specimen to behold. Can literally never die. Once killed a man simply by looking at him. Fish fear him. Women want him.

Second most handsome man after Mikey.

"Wow, did you hear that PurpleStones was the best man at Mikey's wedding?"

by Yeezy avavy September 6, 2022

Purplecow

A variant of the "blue waffle" STD. Looks like a purple cow's nose. Smells horrific.

Dude, my girlfriend just told me she has a nasty case of purplecow. What should I do?

by Twiggah July 22, 2011

purplecore

purple core is mainly associated with murder and bombs but it is also a cute aesthetic.
Songs that fit this asethetic:
Chururira Chururira Daddadda!
rinridgetrid (yes the one by natsuki kanemaru

Wassup Toya bro do you know what purplecore is
Wtf it sounds like the worst hair color ever
It’s a murder aesthetic

Makes sense

by Wassuptoyabro October 19, 2022

Purplebone

Slang term used to refer to black people, typically women, of the darkest variety of skin tones, a reference to the violet shades apparent in their blacker skin.

The term evokes the higher nature and class of the individual, especially females, similar to the purple clothes worn by royalty in ancient days. Described by anthropologists as the most pleasing breed of African to the human eye, and biologists as both the most naturally capable athletes and intellectuals.

“My son brought home a purplebone. I’m so proud of my son his sons will be excellent athletes and scholars.”

by MoonTower December 11, 2025