pumpkin puree

A heavy discharge of fecal matter in the shorts after consuming spicy food

I made some pumpkin puree after last night's Mexican dinner

by BIG T 49 March 24, 2023

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dick puree

Dick puree is the drink of a blended penis. Often times, this drink is served chilled. A dash of cinnamon is often used for an enhanced pleasurable sensation. This drink has been claimed by female drinkers to cause an orgasm.

The negative side effect of drinking dick puree is acid reflux...and the loss of a dick.

Dick puree can also refer to an asshole of sorts.

For example, dick puree could refer to a certain roommate who kept me up while screwing some bitch.

by Founder of Dick Puree January 5, 2008

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Pussy Purée

When a girl goes to France and has sex with a very sexy Frenchmen and he does her so good when she cums it comes out like a purée all over

I went on vacation and met a man named Pierre and he did me so good I made Pussy Purée when I came!

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN January 9, 2024

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Phreek

1. n. The 10¢ God, Bearded Lord, Cult Leader, Discount Deity, and Eater of Hands.

Phreek is my Lord and Saviour.

by Vruxal December 20, 2020

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Preem

You call "preem" something that is cool, great, something that feels premium. It's a positive adjective.

"This gonk ran drove the wall and flatlined, what a shame, his AV was actually preem".
"I got a preem gun here, Jackie gave it to me. May he rest in peace, see him in the major leagues!"
"All of these eddies just for me? Preeeeem!"

by Cybergoth2020 December 18, 2020

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