rule of possession

If you own it, it sucks.

"Your dog is so cute!"
"Yeah. You don't live with it. Rule of possession."

by Jade J. January 7, 2009

Brain Freeze Possession

When getting a brain freeze, one may suddenly growl and grab the back of their head and thrash about in a vain effort to rid themselves of the effect.

Oh my god these chicken nuggets are so good GRRRR AAAH

Holy crap dude he's having a brain freeze possession

by Dman201811 March 7, 2017

demonic possession

in religious folk and supernatural beliefs, a form of spiritual possession whereby certain violent and evil higher dimensional entities, or demonic entities, gain control over a person's body, which is then used for whatever purpose they like. Unlike in channelling (but channeling can be a doorway such as a ouija board) or other so called 'harmless' forms of possession, the subject has no control over the possessing entity and so it will persist until forced to leave the victim, usually through a form of exorcism. However some rumor's say that exorcisms are just a hoax and the 'demons' or 'higher dimensional's are just playing games with the mortal children. Many cultures and religions contain some concept of demonic possession, but the details vary considerably.

The details variance has been accounted to human imagination, differences in demons, psychological conditions, mental illness, dementia, subjective experience, cultural differences, and hoaxes.

As with anything supernatural, it may take eyewitness accounts to believe or not to believe.

Everyone has their own theory and that is urban legend.

Judith: Hi guys! Wanna come over to my house tonight and play with the new Ouija board i just bought?

Sonia: No Way! I know of a girl who is, my cousin's, best friend's, boyfriend's, sister. Who tried that game and became demonically possessed! demonic possession! They all saw it. It was for real! She had to go to a priest to get it out of her! Are you crazy! What would your parents say?

Jon: Yeah man. That's like playing with fire. I'd rather smoke some weed. At least that won't possess me!

Judith: Oh ok. guess I'll have to get people that actually have some guts. Go smoke a tree. I have better stuff to do, like channel my spirit guide.

by RobinJoyJoy November 16, 2009

Possession

The act of ownership, or owning something.

Richard: "I own this joint, because I payed for it, that's how possession works. Welcome to basis of free trade."

by Incognitoyou'regay June 21, 2009

spawn of possession

Spawn of Possession was a technical death metal band from Kalmar, Sweden, founded in 1997. In 2017, the band announced their split up via their Facebook page. SoP has three albums out, Cabinet (2003) Noctambulant (2006) and Incurso (2012) there is also a demo called The Forbidden (2000), a follow up to Incurso was planned, but the bands retirement has stopped it's production.

Wow, I miss Spawn of Possession.

by William Rainer January 8, 2019

poosession

An instance where a large, dark entity (poop) takes control of and wreaks havoc upon the body and life of those that house said force. It is extremely dangerous for the entity to remain within the body and needs to be removed before internal damage can occur. Often accompanied by altered personality, manic behavior, sweating, and supernatural odors.

My girlfriend thought I was behaving violently and felt it necessary to contact a priest for an exorcism, but it turned out to be a poosession .

by dudecat June 18, 2014

Possession

Explanation:
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You could make someone jump into lava, or even make them set their phone on fire.
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Explanation 2: If it is your possession, you own it. If it is your friend's possession, then he/she owns it.
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Oh crap! He has the power of possession!
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Definition: The power to control someone.
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Also: That is David's possession.
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Definition 2: something that someone owns.

by CrypticGamer November 25, 2016