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Soccer Puppies

The Soccer Puppies is a nickname for the Fort William Football club in Scotland, based out of Fort William in Lochaber, Scotland, as well as their ultras.

The name derives from their performance in the 2017-2018 season, when they finished with -7 points. A consequence of an SPFL penalty when Fort William FC fielded an ineligible player for 3 games (losing 3 points per game). That ineligible player was in fact a golden retriever, who was given a custom jersey, and added to the roster under the pseudonym, Buddaigh MacDug.

From his tenacious performance, and the subsequent shame of having the worst single season record of any football team - ever - the team was given the moniker "The Soccer Puppies" by the Scottish Football community.
Steer clear of Lochaber this week, the Soccer Puppies' ultras are gonna stomp any Bhoys that set forth North of Ballachulish.
by Woodlandscaley August 25, 2020
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Fanny like Mary Poppins' bag

A fanny which appears smaller on the outside than the inside. A very perceiving growler. A very spacious vagina.
Thought she was a standard one but nahh she had a fanny like Mary Poppins' bag
by Barry Shaazaaam November 4, 2010
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Sweater Puppies

Damn, she has some nice sweater puppies.
by Matt Sharp October 11, 2003
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puppies and Christmas

The qualities in the world that merit its saving, time and time again.
Come on, vampires, rrrr, nasty! Let's annihilate them. For justice, and for... the safety of puppies and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on! -Spike
by designs on you July 18, 2006
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The Mary Poppins

The action of inserting an umbrella into one's arsehole and opening it to full capacity whilst inside their being.
Karen complained to the manager after her umbrella broke from doing The Mary Poppins too much.
by Fish finger sandwiches October 31, 2019
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Briggsy Poppins

A gay stage musical starring arty dwarf Briggsy as a flying homosexual nanny. Most notable for the pornographic scene in which Briggsy penetrates the camp cockney chimney-sweep with his umbrella.
Briggsy Poppins? Worst musical since "Gay Jizzerables"
by Gordy Frigmahole December 23, 2006
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Hush Puppies in my Pants

The possible act of crapping your pants after a fart, and then leaving it there for a while because you're too lazy to confirm.
Dude, I think I've had some Hush Puppies in my pants for the past five minutes after that one!
by ingrate October 9, 2012
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