The Soccer Puppies is a nickname for the Fort William Football club in Scotland, based out of Fort William in Lochaber, Scotland, as well as their ultras.
The name derives from their performance in the 2017-2018 season, when they finished with -7 points. A consequence of an SPFL penalty when Fort William FC fielded an ineligible player for 3 games (losing 3 points per game). That ineligible player was in fact a golden retriever, who was given a custom jersey, and added to the roster under the pseudonym, Buddaigh MacDug.
From his tenacious performance, and the subsequent shame of having the worst single season record of any football team - ever - the team was given the moniker "The Soccer Puppies" by the Scottish Football community.
The name derives from their performance in the 2017-2018 season, when they finished with -7 points. A consequence of an SPFL penalty when Fort William FC fielded an ineligible player for 3 games (losing 3 points per game). That ineligible player was in fact a golden retriever, who was given a custom jersey, and added to the roster under the pseudonym, Buddaigh MacDug.
From his tenacious performance, and the subsequent shame of having the worst single season record of any football team - ever - the team was given the moniker "The Soccer Puppies" by the Scottish Football community.
Steer clear of Lochaber this week, the Soccer Puppies' ultras are gonna stomp any Bhoys that set forth North of Ballachulish.
by Woodlandscaley August 25, 2020
Get the Soccer Puppies mug.Perky tits under a sweater.
by Matt Sharp October 11, 2003
Get the Sweater Puppies mug.Come on, vampires, rrrr, nasty! Let's annihilate them. For justice, and for... the safety of puppies and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on! -Spike
by designs on you July 18, 2006
Get the puppies and Christmas mug.The possible act of crapping your pants after a fart, and then leaving it there for a while because you're too lazy to confirm.
by ingrate October 9, 2012
Get the Hush Puppies in my Pants mug.by sweatty balls in your mouth April 1, 2010
Get the air out these puppies mug.The kindest and most helpful person u'll ever meet. She always makes sure ur supported and will legit kill u with compliments. Also one of the best looking girls in the world who legit could be a model without trying. She will never let u down and will help you even if it kills her. Basically a mf goat who is rare af to come across in a world.
Bruh Puppi is legit such a fucking bad bitch but smart and helpful at the same time iss fucking with my brain.
by 90099009 January 6, 2021
Get the Puppi mug.dont hush puppi me ; dont scam me
someone tried to hush puppi me over the web last night ; someone tried to scam me over the web last night
someone tried to hush puppi me over the web last night ; someone tried to scam me over the web last night
by FirstbornAce99 July 10, 2020
Get the Hush Puppi mug.