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penis puppetiering

Can occur during any type of gathering a party, wedding, even a funeral! The puppeteer begins by removing his penis "a.k.a. Puppet" from his trousers and begins to stretch and pull on it of course to prepare for the upcoming show. Once he has his puppet prepared he then begins to manipulate it into a variety of different objects, such as the wrist watch, sail boat, cheeseburger, hungry baby bird, etc. after which the puppeteer takes a bow along with his puppet and that's all folks!
OMG Becky did You see the Penis puppetiering that puppeteer and his puppet did? Um ya the puppet, It was so big He must be one of those guys from North Dakota!!
by Vendetta Fist February 15, 2017
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Angry Puppeteer

When one person is strung up to the ceiling like a marionette thinking they are just doing some rope/bandage play and the other person surprises them by violently fisting the “puppets” asshole
“I heard Curtis is in a wheelchair for the next few weeks because his wife Sarah gave him an Angry Puppeteer
by Angry Mechanic April 25, 2021
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Puppeteer

This occurs during a bisexual threesome involving two guys and one girl. When one man inserts his penis into the ass of the other man, then thrusts and guides that man into the womans vagina.
"Danny and Ryan pulled the puppeteer on Linda last night. Who thought Ryan would be the middle man."
by MisterRochet February 8, 2010
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Australian Puppeteer

The act of a man or a woman, forcing their arm through a womans vagina, up through the body, and through the neck. The act then requires the 'Puppeteer' to control the womans jaw, as if manipulating a puppet. It is called the Australian puppeteer because it comes from down under.

Variations to this act may allow the 'Puppeteer' to enter through the anus.
"I heard the rapist then killed the victim by giving her an Australian Puppeteer"

"Death by Australian Puppeteer would blow"

"Hey steve, think you could survive being australian puppeteer'd?" "I don't know, think you could survive taking all of a horse penis in you?"
by The Puppeteer October 4, 2007
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Tongue Puppeteering

The art of taking total control over a girl by using your tongue inside her like a traditional puppeteer uses a hand.
Matt's tongue puppeteering was such a well developed talent that he could make a girl whine, twitch, or scream with just a flick of his tongue.

He didn't need his hands to make her scream the way that Jim Henson made Kermit talk.
by jivedickie5 February 4, 2005
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Sock Puppetting

(v) The act of cramming one's arm so far up someones ass that you can control all their movements.
The only way that <insert subordinate here> should ever do anything or speak is if you're completely sock puppetting him.
by needingDefinition June 30, 2010
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Puppeteer's Cancer

Cancer of the hands and/or arms of an individual.
After years in the show business, Howard developed a severe case of puppeteer's cancer in his left arm.
by Puppet Master May 30, 2018
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