Puntery

Place of rejoice where punters gather. Typically a rough-looking bar or pub, often equipped with an outdoor seating facility, where locals enjoy a cheap drink and get bevved.

“ - Oh my god, this is a puntery that... Have a look at this puntress
- Jesus F*** this is rough”

“- I’m in the mood for a pint at a proper puntery
- look no further, I know just the place”

by Punter333 October 26, 2020

cunt punter

The female equivalent of a cock blocker. When one girl brings up something vile about another girl in front of a guy that immediately turns the guy off to the girl (done either intentionally or accidentally). It usually involves bringing to light the girl's poor hygiene choices or medical record, thereby punting her cunt out of play.

Jen: Hey Brad, I really like you - let's go to your room.
Brad: Totally.
Angie: Hope that Valtrex got rid of your herpes, Jen!
Brad: Uh I'm going to pass on this skank.
Jen: Way to be a cunt punter, Angie. I hate you.

by ARuss703 October 24, 2009

pupsters

A really cute, sweet, precious dog

My dog Dakota is a pupsters.

by Pupsters March 10, 2007

Punter Pussy

A vagina that is so stretched out and loose that a man’s whole leg could fit inside of it.

I fucked Stacy last night, but she had a punter pussy, so it wasn’t great.

by Zack_M18 June 27, 2021

super punter

the colloquial term for very successful gamblers.

Pete: "You got any action on the big game?"
Cooker: "No, my wife would kill me if she knew I was gambling."
Pete: "Well I put down ten large."
Cooker: "Shit, you have some balls, but you have always been a super punter."

by Pete Dick February 10, 2008

punter

Also a customer in a shop/establishment.
(UK)

-shopkeep:"see what those punters want while i attend to this lady"

by i_s_t_h_a_t_m_y_t_i_e_? March 1, 2004

Punters pub

When your trying to get your penis into a girl and her vagina is too dry so you just sneak it in her ass.

Steve (to himself): ahhhhh god it's dry!
Dominique: ooo baby put it in
Steve (to himself): I know I will just sneak in the back door!
Fitzy: stevie give me the punters pub next

by Richard Hasherpes August 21, 2009