punctuation flatulence 

When you emphasize something you say with a loud and protracted fart to make a more powerful statement.

My father was definitely the ultimate master of punctuation flatulence.

punctuation flatulence by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Scarlet Punctuation 

1. A woman's period. That time of the month.

2. When you can actually see the leakage through the clothing.

1. You better lay off of Gloria. She's got the Scarlet Punctuation.

2. Yo Jenny. You seem to have finished your sentence with some Scarlet Punctuation there, eh?

Scarlet Punctuation by McCock, the Crime Dick August 25, 2006

punctuation 

One of the most useful things in life. Because let's face it, there's a big difference between "Let's eat, Grandpa!" and "Let's eat Grandpa!".

Idiots that excluded punctuation

Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook Adam!!
Adam: Are you implying that you're going to cook me?

Proper Sentence
Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook, Adam!!
Adam: I'm coming downstairs now!

punctuation by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.OK July 28, 2013

punctuation 

Punctuation is a key part of everyday writing. Otherwise the phrase "I helped my Uncle, Jack, off a horse" becomes "I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse". See what I mean?

Often times puncuation is critically lacking online. Not to mention spelling.

Oh hay gaiz i went to school the other day had a piece of cake went home and then pooped my punctuation and speling r gud

punctuation by Jdwd April 22, 2008

Punctuation 

Punctuation consists of marks that improve sentence structure and overall grammar. (!.';: etc.) It is a theory that has failed to reach many textaholics and most of the internet. (See those periods? those are part of punctuation!)

Texter1: Zomgwtfbbq did you just say
Texter2:Wait, is that a question? There is no punctuation, that could be a declarative sentence.
Texter1: Wtf did you just say
Texter2: Still waiting....

Punctuation by ~ Nate ~ May 9, 2010

calculated punctuation 

The use of various punctuation marks in an attempt to make a statement made via instant message seem more stern or serious. Often used by women when holding conversations online to make one feel ashamed and/or guilty.

The following is a typical use of calculated Punctuation:
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.

calculated punctuation by Cory A. M. April 14, 2008

Co-Punctuating

The mutual or mirrored behavioral traits a close friend, significant other, or family member exhibits during a menstrual cycle, or per the punctuation euphemism, "period".

"My wife Jenny is on her period and eating tons of chocolate ice cream, so I'm co-punctuating with her"
"My monthly cycle lines up with 3 of my sorority sisters, so we co-punctuate and ride out the bloodstorm together"
"My daughter and I have been co-punctuating, so we watched the Notebook seven times and cried a lot"

Co-Punctuating by hartz0nFire September 8, 2022