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Pulling shit out of my ass

When someone is making up a bunch of bull shit right on the spot. Usually done when the person has no idea what they are talking about.
"Who stole my ipod???"

"I don't know maybe some leprechaun, came in the middle of the night and then pranced down the street singing I stole your ipod!"

"WTF??"

"Dude i'm just pulling shit out of my ass, if you wait a little bit i'll get you a bigger pile..."
by Chinamartgoer November 21, 2009
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Doing something in a way that shouldn't work, but somehow does.
Creating money out of thin air.
Accomplishing the impossible in the most stupid way possible.
Being saved by nothing short of a miracle.
N: Seriously bruh, where all this money come from?
J: I told you man, I'm really good at pulling rabbits out of my ass
by FridayLightsFTW May 15, 2020
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pulling staff out of your ass

an impossible feat of trying to replace staff when noone is available.
we;re pulling staff out of your ass
by gabs 1232 June 22, 2009
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Pullingastump

In a feat of pure hypocrisy criticizing someone for using facts that you don't agree with from a credible source that you have used in the past, but now hate because they contradict your views.
Justin was pullingastump the other day when he decided Isaac Newton's theory of gravity was bullshit because he flew twice in a helicopter last week.
by Purehambone May 6, 2018
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