Pudwhacker

To repeatedly stroke one's pud while continuing to act in a sad mood. In other words to be poopy.

Can also be used to describe someone acting different than normal.

Person #1 - What did you do last night?
Person #2 - You know I was in a bad mood, but I still pudwhacked the shit out of myself.


Larry was acting like a little bitch in front of his girlfiend, so I gave him a hot carl and called him a pudwhacker.

by JZMEL October 21, 2008

pudwacker

A railfan. Source: a female Amtrak Acela Express car attendant

That pudwacker is taking photos of trains again. He'll probably be hassled by the cops.

by Double Up May 3, 2004