Puddle

A girl who is so worn out (sexually) that when you have sex with her it feels like stirring a puddle with your penis.

Guy 1: How was she in bed?
Guy 2: Not worth it, she's a total puddle

by dankDefine November 9, 2017

Puddle

Someone (mainly female) who has such small tits that when they lay in the rain, they collect water.

Abby has no tits,She a puddle!

by Robert IV September 2, 2022

puddle

To puddle: the art of successfully changing the topic or object of attention.

Note: It helps if the thing or event that you are puddling with is actually happening. Puddling is also easily confused with A.D.D. When really it is A.D.D.’s distant cousin… I.A.D.D. (Intentional Attention Deficit Disorder).

Synonymous with: to distract, to avoid, to elude, to escape, to evade

“Where were you last night Geoff?”
“Mom! The cat is caught in the garbage disposal!”

“So Gwen, how are things with ‘boy’?
“Wow, that amputee is doing really well in the Triathlon…”

by Full January 15, 2005

puddle

The collective noun for a gathering of dudes engaged in random douchebaggery. The term refers to the anal drip that sometimes manifests from the use of a douchebag.

The puddle of douchebags lurking at the bar made it impossible to get a damn drink last night.

In that puddle of douchebags, he's the vaseline-covered tip.

by AltonDarwin January 3, 2009

Puddle

A pudding ethnic person. (offensive term)

What do you want puddle?

by PuddingSlurs April 16, 2023

puddle

a collective noun for group of douchebags

"Bush and his cronies were a complete puddle of douchebags"

by J. Space January 22, 2009

puddle

a shape roughly equal to half of a sphere, usually describing a collection of liquid or solids.

my ass left a puddle shaped indention in the chair

by puddle is a shape godamit February 3, 2010