puddle

a collective noun for group of douchebags

"Bush and his cronies were a complete puddle of douchebags"

by J. Space January 22, 2009

puddle

a shape roughly equal to half of a sphere, usually describing a collection of liquid or solids.

my ass left a puddle shaped indention in the chair

by puddle is a shape godamit February 3, 2010

puddle

if stepped in, means you have had sex. If not wearing a boot and getting ur foot wet would mean to not wear a condom and got pregnet

I stepped in a puddle yesterday

by Lucy double L March 15, 2007

puddle

drunk

Mike was a puddle last night when he left the bar.

by Johnny Wagz July 18, 2003

puddled

Puddled is a slang word used in England's north midlands (and possibly further north) to mean that someone is mad, stupid, or unpredictable.

"his missis is as puddled as fuck, but I'd still give 'er one"

by Antman of NZ June 11, 2016

Puddle

Female chode; wider than it is deep.

Your mate Jim has a chode; he’d be ideal for your friend Jane, she’s got a rite puddle.

by The Chuddler? December 31, 2019

puddled

Tripping extremely hard on LSD. Thoughts and senses amist. Could be scary or pleasant. Commonly used in the hippy culture.

Man, I was puddled during the second set of that Phish concert. I didn't recognize any of my friends and thought Jerry Garcia had risen from the dead and taken the stage.

by mcword October 21, 2006