Pownasaurus

Typically a 12 year-old boy, whose balls have no quite dropped yet. Playing COD or Halo, screaming at the top of his squeaky annoying voice whenever he feels he has accomplished something of importance. Not to be confused with the Pownasaurus-Rex . A middle-aged balding version of the pre-teen Pownasaurus. Who, despite the dropping of balls, still sucks at life.

"AHHH DOOOD! I am totally like the POWNASAURUS right now! I definately just jumped into that vehicle, damn right, POWNASAURUS on the prowl!!!"
"Man...STFU you squeaky voiced beeeyyotch!"

Pownasaurus by Fowlerz March 16, 2009

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P-Town Handshake

The act of two men jerking each other off while standing and facing one another. Named after Provincetown, Massachusetts, which is a very gay area of Cape Cod.

Damn that dude is fuckin' sexy. If I met him, I'd introduce myself with a firm P-Town Handshake.

P-Town Handshake by dantheman3384 January 12, 2010

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Powney

A large inconvenience that has the body structure of a bath tub. When they use their brain, static noises are produced and they have the intelligence resembling an arm chair.

Teacher: “George, what is the quadratic formula?”
George: “stzszzzzzdtzzzzzstzzzzzzzsssttttzzzz”
Teacher: “Your such a Powney!”

Powney by Saviour Sam March 19, 2019

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P-Town Plunge

A sexual position wherein one person has sex with another person doggy style while periodically dunking their head in the water. Typically the water source is a toilet, and the person performing the P-Town Plunge uses their hand. Variations could include using a foot to do the dunking, or using a bucket or bathtub or other receptacle for the dunking...

Hank took that hooker into the bathroom in Vegas and did the P-Town Plunge on her.

P-Town Plunge by Micah2g January 6, 2008