Psychosomavirus

Vague flu-like symptoms that indicate COVID-19-related paranoia rather than actual illness.

Person 1: Oh man, I have such a sore throat. I feel hot - do I feel hot to you? Someone coughed near me on the bus last month. It must be-
Person 2: Psychosomavirus, dude. Just psychosomavirus.

by posvfefe April 1, 2020

psychospeak

Slang term for the insane content of some politicians’ speech, especially those in the House and Senate.

Can there be any better ongoing example of psychospeak than the twisted words flowing from the deranged piehole of Marjorie Taylor Greene?

by Dr Bunnygirl October 25, 2023

psychosemantic

When the meaning of a word is largely the result of one's own imagination.

Psychosemantic is a perfectly cromulent word.

by fuzzybad July 20, 2008

psychosemantic

That's just...just CRAZY talk!

Her psychosemantic ramblings proved she had a few too many drinks that night.

by montanadawn January 16, 2019

Psychosomatitch

An imagined itchiness at the mention of a parasite such as bedbugs or lice.

The mere mention of lice gave her a psychosomatitch

by Jafbaritone February 23, 2017

Psychosomatic

When you are in pain but your mind makes pain feel much worse, when you think and feel like you are sick but yoor not.In my friends case, being an idiot

Me: hey idiot check out this broken wire

Idiot: Dont touch me with that you will hurt me *idiot sounds*

Me: *touches him with my finger

Idiot:*cries* Ow stop that hurts

Me and other friends: *touches wire and doesnt get shocked*

Me:it didnt shock me or my friends

Stupid crying Bitch idiot: Well are we the same? We have different skin, i have hispanic skin and you have black skin

Me: What i touched you with my finger

Idiot: shut up *cries*

This is how dumb people can be
I know this because this because this happened 2 hours ago

My brain cells: Gone

Psychosomatic

by Poopbuttbootyface September 9, 2019

psychosomatic

When mental states an beliefs cause physiological changes to occure.

The scientifically observed effect that when a patient is made convinced that he or she will exhibit symptoms so begins to exhibit them despite no original underlining physical cause.

Billy is convinced he'll loose all his hair like his father, he doesn't realise that's not his dad!
Then his hair is probably falling out due to a psychosomatic effect.

by Rilighan April 3, 2020