pseudhoe

A girl who is pseudo-edgy/faux-alternative. Probably has an art or photography Instagram. Listens to Rap Caviar on Spotify or mac demarco. Became lil peep and X fans after they died. Her depop is in her Instagram bio and she's vegan on some days. She creates a mysterious and alternative persona to give meaning to her comfortable suburban life. Likely lives in South West London. Owns a golden retriever or jack russell.

Guy 1: This Chloe girl seems really interesting, she's into art and stuff
Guy 2: Don't fall for it. She's defo a pseudhoe

by YungTolz January 31, 2019

pseudojuana

A term that can be used to describe anything that looks like marijuana. Oregano and certain types of moss can look like marijuana and can, therefore, be used instead of marijuana to fool people.

I went downtown to score some weed but the mothafucka gave me some pseudojuana, so I shot his ass.

by ChargeItUp April 7, 2006

Pseudo-Intellectual Circle Jerk

A gathering of people pretending that they are intelligent and congratulating each other for it.

Oh man. I remember years ago when TED conferences were filled with genuinely inspiring, fascinating and ground-breaking presentations. That recent TEDx conference was just a pseudo-intellectual circle jerk.

by PseudoIntellect July 2, 2012

pseudo-rape

Erotosexual arousal from a partner who pretends to resist and to struggle before being overpowered.

His sexual fantasy is a pseudo-rape; pretending to be raped by his boyfriend.

by DeathGod1995 November 16, 2013

PSEUDOLINGO

PSEUDOLINGO:- That describes a slang word introduced, and or gathering usage from it's birth - FABARM is an infamous example.

Listen, Jack, you just have to remember, you're writing to sell a fast turnaround product, throw some PSEUDOLINGO into the copy, the quicker they understand it the more they buy.

by FABARM January 13, 2019

pseudo-hippy

A person who, upon arriving at college, adopts the look of the counterculture, including, but not limited to wearing their hair in dreads, listening to the Grateful Dead, and smelling like patchouli - until their parents come into town, or they are offered a job, or get busted for weed, after which they revert to the preppy look they had in high school.

You should've hooked up with that hot hippy chick last night!

That girl? She's just a pseudo-hippy. I'll wait until she washes her hair after Parent's Weekend.

by badfishnbc December 8, 2010

pseudoceleb

A known personality who is only or mostly famous for their work on reality TV, getting pics taken by the paparazzi, putting out sex tapes and/or going on multiple talk shows. Someone who is famous and/or talked about without actually having any talent or actual career other than being and promoting themselves. A person who is famous only for being well known.

Paris Hilton is a prime example of being a pseudoceleb. The housewives on Bravo are pseudocelebs. Snooki and the Jersey Shore cast are all pseudocelebs. Scott Disick is a hanger on Kardashian and lives off being a pseudoceleb by hosting parties at nightclubs. Many has been famous people drift into being pseudocelebs when they get desperate for attention and/or money.

by angelofdevs May 22, 2013