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provider beard
Facial hair worn by pussified, emasculated cucks who have sacrificed their testicles, wallets and pride to domineering female spouses or significant others in exchange for sex and social acceptance.
Similar in look to the ever popular dad beard, men who sport a provider beard often have one or more of the following traits: a side-parted preppy hairstyle, SJW approved eyeglasses (for the visually impaired) J. Crew polo shirts, Nantucket shorts, Sperry Top-Siders and an aura of feigned happiness.
Similar in look to the ever popular dad beard, men who sport a provider beard often have one or more of the following traits: a side-parted preppy hairstyle, SJW approved eyeglasses (for the visually impaired) J. Crew polo shirts, Nantucket shorts, Sperry Top-Siders and an aura of feigned happiness.
Hey, who is the bearded guy driving the soccer mom SUV? Oh, that’s just your cousin. His provider beard is all that remains of his manhood after his wife made him have a vasectomy.
provider beard by DJtadd May 21, 2021
beta provider
A foolish male who works long and hard to financially support a woman who, ultimately, does not love nor respect him and is not sexually attracted to him.
Ned was a idiot for being a beta provider for Becky and for thinking a woman like her ever loved him. She cheated on him and now he's stuck paying alimony, while she rides the alpha cock carousel.
beta provider by Chesc December 9, 2013
Beta Male Provider
The man a woman chooses to fund her life and provide financial security. Typically a man who she feels she can control.
My friend goes to see Tim twice a week before she goes to her night job, and then she goes home to her beta male provider the following morning.
Beta Male Provider by TaboooTV May 23, 2019
unicorn provider
A child care provider who shits rainbows and butterflys.
A child care provider who refuses to acknowledge the real-ness of doing daycare.
Child care providers who believe they are changing the world by wiping asses.
Child care provider who believes they work FOR the parent
A child care provider who refuses to acknowledge the real-ness of doing daycare.
Child care providers who believe they are changing the world by wiping asses.
Child care provider who believes they work FOR the parent
unicorn provider by Mrs Junior Johnson February 28, 2013
soul provider
someone: why are u crying?
me: the only lyric we heard from soul provider is "i can't be without my love i'm nowhere right, can't-"
me: the only lyric we heard from soul provider is "i can't be without my love i'm nowhere right, can't-"
soul provider by soulprovider November 10, 2021