Ptarded

Verb - similiar to being retarded but thinks with their penis... hence the ptardedness. retarded dumb ass jtorched jneen midgets clowns jocks

Getting head from that skanky ho was really ptarded of you.

by ssatanica April 8, 2009

petarded

A portmanteauof "retarded" and "petard," it describes a plan backfiring on you in such a way that you are left looking utterly ridiculous. It combines the concept of retarded--which is to say mentally deficient--and the phrase "hoisted by your own petard," which means to have damage done to you by the means you had intended to employ to damage others. A petard is an explosive used to break down barricades in warfare, and so petarded can also mean "blown up," in some circumstances.

You ratted Dan out for stealing that camera, but in doing so proved that you were his accomplice? Dude, you're petarded.

Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.

by Talmanes December 3, 2006

petarded

An acute use of the word Retarded. Retarded to the second power. Pretty Retarded.

"Did you see that guy giving me those ridiculous pick-up lines?"

"Yeah, he was petarded!"

by instrumentoffear March 24, 2009

Poptarded

When someone is so high, they shove their face full of food in the most idiotic fashion.

Harry: Yesterday Sebastian got really high and ate five drumsticks!

Liam: He looked so stupid!

Harry: He was totally Poptarded

by youknowitstrue-seb March 4, 2015

Potarted

Dumder than a potato

Colin LeMaire is potarted!

by Colin Marie September 13, 2018

Projared move

When the odds are against you on the Internet and it seems like all hope is lost but you comeback with facts and logic

Me: *sees that everyone on the Internet is mad at me for something I didn’t do* I’m going to what’s called a “projared move”

by Theonetruegamer October 23, 2019

Projared

Someone who gets "cancelled" due to false accusations leading to mob mentality by Twitter, Reddit, and YouTube comment sections zombie hoard, seemingly falls off the face of the earth, and the simple minded Twitter mobs rejoice with clown emojis.

Alas, just as a phoenix rises from its ashes, so does a Projared rise from it's lost fan base and gains back the good faith of it's audience back with a well constructed video disproving the allegations.

Sid: Did you see that guy state his side of the argument after being cancelled?
Titus: What a Projared move! Cancel culture really is cancerous.

by Secretguy22 August 29, 2019