Prosecuted

They kick you in the crotch twelve times and if you grunt they start over.

The other day I was prosecuted.

by MiscGifted January 9, 2012

Prosecuture

To simultaneously prosecute and torture, assuming "strong" evidence exists to make a standard trial unnecessary. Usually reserved for "serious threats to national security."

The foreign terrorist was promptly prosecutured upon arriving to the United States with damning evidence on his person.

by Astrimedes July 9, 2010

prosecutor

a narcicistic yet self loathing individule whom was a victim and wants to get back at the world.

most prosecutors are women because they are the most vulnerible and most in need for a feeling of power.

by laspina jr September 7, 2005

prosecution

1. Another word for The Man. Gets you busted for possession of marijuana, copying DVDs, and other "crimes". Never ever in a Gogolplexian years does the prosecution do a good thing for yourself.

2. What you'll be on the receiving end of if you screw up.

1. In Heaven the prosecution is spiritually incapable of winning ever.
2. Violators subject to prosecution.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008

Prosecuted/prostituted?

A rare instance where a slip of the tongue can get you in deep shit

Your honour, can I assume to be correct in presuming that the matter arisen has been prosecuted/prostituted?

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Prosecutors Office

Similar to a district attorney, who who is in charge of investigating a crime and then tries to secure a conviction in court. Latest trend is for the P.O.'s office to bust cops since they could never make it as one!

Man the county prosecutors office can't get a conviction from someone who confessed to the crime, so they sent the case back down to the municipal court for them to worry about. John the cop with the most awards is under the gun again for doing his job. I wish the prosecutors office would just leave him alone.

by Cum Junkie Walter November 15, 2005

Prosecution whore

a narcicistic, seemingly self confident, yet self loathing {individual involved in the legal system}, who once was a {victim} and now is overeager and ready at all times to stick it to the {bad guys}.

She was a {prosecution whore} who could sniff out those likely to have {perpetrated a wrongdoing} like no one else, and was always eager to convict their sorry asses.

by prosecution whore October 2, 2009