Sex involving props. Not sex WITH them, just involving them some how! Must be inanimate objects only (no people, animals, amoebas).
Choose 3 random objects before you start, or for even more fun ask someone for 3 random objects without telling them what it's for ;)
Ideas: buckets, pegs, wooden spoons, litter pickers, elastic bands, springs, remote controls, barbie dolls,paint brushes, skipping rope, catalogues, watering cans...be creative!
Choose 3 random objects before you start, or for even more fun ask someone for 3 random objects without telling them what it's for ;)
Ideas: buckets, pegs, wooden spoons, litter pickers, elastic bands, springs, remote controls, barbie dolls,paint brushes, skipping rope, catalogues, watering cans...be creative!
Heather: God, my sex life is getting boring!
Miranda: hmmm, have you tried PROPSEX!?
Heather: you mean proper sex, well of course!
Miranda: No, I mean sex with props!
Heather: Sounds weird...like what?
Miranda: Weeeell whatever, I've heard teapots work pretty well *whistles*
Miranda: hmmm, have you tried PROPSEX!?
Heather: you mean proper sex, well of course!
Miranda: No, I mean sex with props!
Heather: Sounds weird...like what?
Miranda: Weeeell whatever, I've heard teapots work pretty well *whistles*
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An affliction that compels the mind to add/delete words or letters to a phrase, logo or saying to purposefully adjust or misspell it so that it becomes profane, and as a result, unquestionably humorous. Affects mainly men.
An affliction that compels the mind to add/delete words or letters to a phrase, logo or saying to purposefully adjust or misspell it so that it becomes profane, and as a result, unquestionably humorous. Affects mainly men.
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An affliction that compels the mind to add or delete words or letters to a phrase, acronym, logo or saying to purposefully misspell it so that it becomes profane and unquestionably humorous.
Mainly affects the Male of the species.
An affliction that compels the mind to add or delete words or letters to a phrase, acronym, logo or saying to purposefully misspell it so that it becomes profane and unquestionably humorous.
Mainly affects the Male of the species.
Oh man, my Proflexia is playing up again. I just want to climb up the tailplace of that ANA 787 and add a strategically placed ‘L’…wry smile and satisfied chuckle!
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