poomergency

When you will crap your pants if you don't go RIGHT NOW, but someone's occupying the only toilet available.

"Dude, lemme in! It's a poomergency!"

by monkey_chakra June 6, 2005

poomf

poomf is a combination of user Pettito on twitter and oomf. Pettito oomf. poomf. it is the fandom name of pettitos followers

omg? i see you follow pettito, girl you're a poomf?
yes girl omg.

by Awsome doode February 14, 2022

Poomah

To have diarrhea so bad it's like peeing out of your asshole. Can occur for many different reasons, such as:

body cleanse

drinking waaay too much
spicy food

Dude, I totally just POOMAH'd in the bathroom from all that Thai food.

by poomah expert February 5, 2010

poomduang

The white chocolate residue in the peanut butter jar

I'm not pissed you barbaroed me last night but you left a family-sized poomduang in me!

by CircleSlash October 28, 2011

Pavel Phoom

A sexy beast that’s mind is 50% of the time is clouded by the thoughts of Dome or sexual objects 😏 he’s a very handsome man that can make anyone fall for him with just a batter of an eyelid. He’s my husband.

Pavel phoom is so freaking handsome!

by PAVELENTHUSIAST October 24, 2019

poomplex

often used by jme,and also the title of his second cd,poomplex means wasteman or dickhead

person1-i hate you
person2-shh hut yuh muh,you poomplex

by djm0504 July 28, 2006

Paroom

A baby of such fine quality and cheek juice, that it is hard not to want to squeeze it. The cheek juice of a Paroom, is often referred to as Nectar.

His cheeks are so big. I want to squeeze him. He must be a Paroom!

by ParoomLoverD February 19, 2011