ponzi

A type of investment scam.

A ponzi scheme is a fraudulent investment operation that involves paying returns to investors out of the money raised from new investors.

The scheme is named after Charles Ponzi, an Italian immigrant to the United States in the 1920s.

I got taken by a HYIP ponzi scam last week. They promised 20% a month but ran away with my money!

by Alfredo Alberto September 19, 2004

Accident Prone

The somewhat, very magical talent, of somehow finding a way to injure yourself in any situation possible, despite the odds. People who are accident prone somehow defy all logic, space, and time and always seem to constantly hurt themselves anywhere no matter the situation.

Dammit Annie! I swear u gotta go to a doctor and get diagnosed with a very serious case of accident proneness!!!

by Thunder shock March 1, 2018

proncrastination

Procrastinating by looking at pron.

proncrastination: Oh man, I proncrastinated so long last night. Now my paper's due and my right hand is numb, too.

by OHaiThar October 24, 2008

prone bone

The sex position in which the girl is laying flat (emphasis on laying completely flat) on her belly with penis entry from behind. This position often enables the female to work the muscles in the region resulting most likely in an overpleasurable time for the man involved, thus causing premature ejaculation.

I nailed Lucy in prone bone last night!

by boll September 9, 2007

Abstinence Prone

1:A person that is more likely to play with themselves than others.

2:A person that tries and fails at intercourse at a regular bases.

3:See Shim

Allen: I asked her to fuck but she said she was moving to Africa.
Emoly: Wow your really accident prone...

Jessica: I think i'm pregnant.
Chris: If you weren't so abstinence prone i would believe that...

by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim August 17, 2009

two prong

To use multiple communication outlets to reach your intended target. If someone isn't responding by text, facebook, ecetera, you use a secondary form to get their attention.

Two prong? Seriously? I didn't answer my phone and now she's all up on my Twitter. relentless

by RachJ January 8, 2015

Pronad

Being a professional penis {a dick}

you are such a Pronad

by 58 gb July 28, 2011