Programming 

Basically, telling your computer to do stuff using a programming language. As long as the computer understands the code, it will execute the command blindly.

I tried reprogramming Windows and my computer crashed.
I programmed my computer to overclock itself.
I programmed my computer to create and save files on my hard drive. For some reason, it stopped working...

Programming by KC June 20, 2006

programming 

A systematic brainwashing of sorts used in the penal system as an attempt to turn inmates into people who can function acceptably in society.

Inmate #36524 refuses to program; let's throw him in the hole.

programming by groundless November 5, 2003

Programming 

To enter a series of commands into a your mom

"what are you programming"
"programming your mom"
"that doesn't make sense"
"that's not what your mom said last night

Programming by alt-Shiga March 14, 2022

programming 

typing commands into a computer, then regret your life descisions.

My friend started programming, we wont see him for long.

programming by Pigpot April 18, 2022

programming 

When your locked up in Jail, Prison and you Workout either with cellmates or your race when its Yard Time.

Red- I was programming wit the Norte's back in the Pen.

programming by God'sWarrior23 July 19, 2022

Programming 

Programming is hitting plastic and make the screen go beep beep boop boop and then you get cash

"Hey John" "Hey Carl" "Can you something for me?" "No, I'm busy programming"

Programming by Realirist January 22, 2023

programming socks

Programming Socks are socks that are often required to perform coding. It is commonly stated that programming is a equipment sport, and this is true.

First guy: Hey, yo, I was trying to fix atmospherics in this dumb space game I play, but I couldn't figure out how to fix it in the code.
Second guy: Have you tried putting on your programming socks?
First guy: Oh, no, I probably should've of tried that earlier.
First guy then puts on a pair of programming socks
First guy: wow this code is so easy to make now!

programming socks by Space man person June 3, 2020