profile

To profile someone is to show a person a complete side view of your naked body sometimes hiding the front and back of your body with a towel.

Can I get a towel sandwich with a side of sausage? Here's your profile baby!

by scooptown January 14, 2009

Profilism

An affliction or disorder of the outline or contour of the human face, especially when viewed from the side, that impairs another's judgement of the afflicted's relative attractiveness. Those who suffer from profilism are often attractive when viewed from the front.

(sample dialogue)

Man 1: Did you see that new girl in the office next door?

Man 2: Yeah, she is NOT attractive.

Man 1: No check her our from the front, I'm telling ya - she just suffers from profilism.

by Tom Beline April 25, 2008

Profiling

Weaving back and forth across all lanes of the road, often when taking part in a sideshow.

When I'm profiling, y'all bes' get out the way cuz I own the lanes, I own this street.

by Scram May 3, 2008

profile

A description of one's self to aide in fighting off the fuckwits in a Chat Room. Usually these same tards don't read it, so why does one actually create them?

ASL? Go read a profile you fuckwit. ASL? GO READ A PROFILE YOU FUCKWIT.

by huggy January 3, 2005

Profile

Verb. To profile is to place a phrase or quote in an instant messenger profile (usually AIM).

Dude, that was really funny, profile that immediately!

by DanteE October 6, 2003

profiler

A profiler is a phrase that is funny or entertaining enough to be put in a profile or bio of some kind. Usually said by a friend.

Kirsten: I think my hat is a virgin
Deanna: Dude, that's a profiler! Hahaha!

by Deanna December 2, 2004

Profiling

When a person tries to check out another person is viable for a sexual encounter.

While Shred was hiring personnel for his team. He was profiling the female applicants as well.

by jeyps December 22, 2014